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I have a raging huge pile of cock for anyone who has a nice, working ZK in the Bay Area. Condition is key obviously.
(maybe that will get someone's attention?)
Wow someone thinks very highly of themselves, good luck.

Apparently in your pants..![]()
I am on the East Coast and also have a raging pile of cock for a Zoo Keeper.![]()
BTW - Im probably the only one laughing at the fact that Im trying to have a serious conversation to determine the quantity of a "pile of cock". Like its really something that exists and needs to be discussed. Ahahahahaha. I love Friday's.
A pile must consist of at least 3 coils, one of which must have opposing x and y points and must lie across the other 2, bisecting the center void. In order for the term 'pile' to be used, there must be some sort of chaotic placement in the slobbering mass of cock which one has decided to assemble in one place. If the coils lie parallel in different planes vertically, but the same plane as seen from above (think garden hose), you would technically not have a pile of cock, or anything else for that matter. It would then be referred to as a 'spool', 'tube' or 'tower' of cock.
A "tower" sounds much more organized than "pile".
Read thru it again. You are merely reiterating what I have so eloquently alluded to. ie: You're right, but I said it first.
To me a pile of cock seems like a cock that was rode hard and put away wet. Much like you would have a pile of gym clothes.
Alright, then what about a flaccid cock exiting a lovers anus? Would you consider that a pile of cock?
Alright, then what about a flaccid cock exiting a lovers anus? Would you consider that a pile of cock?
Alright, then what about a flaccid cock exiting a lovers anus? Would you consider that a pile of cock?