WTD: Zoo Keeper $$$$$$$$$

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I have a raging huger pile of cash for anyone who has a nice, working ZK in the Bay Area. Condition is key obviously.

(maybe that will get someone's attention?)
 
BTW - Im probably the only one laughing at the fact that Im trying to have a serious conversation to determine the quantity of a "pile of cock". Like its really something that exists and needs to be discussed. Ahahahahaha. I love Friday's.
 
I am on the East Coast and also have a raging pile of cock for a Zoo Keeper. :)

If we combine our piles, maybe we can create one huger super pile of cock? How many Zoo Keeper owners could resist that?
 
BTW - Im probably the only one laughing at the fact that Im trying to have a serious conversation to determine the quantity of a "pile of cock". Like its really something that exists and needs to be discussed. Ahahahahaha. I love Friday's.

A pile must consist of at least 3 coils, one of which must have opposing x and y points and must lie across the other 2, bisecting the center void. In order for the term 'pile' to be used, there must be some sort of chaotic placement in the slobbering mass of cock which one has decided to assemble in one place. If the coils lie parallel in different planes vertically, but the same plane as seen from above (think garden hose), you would technically not have a pile of cock, or anything else for that matter. It would then be referred to as a 'spool', 'tube' or 'tower' of cock.
 
A spool of cock he says. Like its all rolled up nice and neat. Ahahahahahaha.
 
A pile must consist of at least 3 coils, one of which must have opposing x and y points and must lie across the other 2, bisecting the center void. In order for the term 'pile' to be used, there must be some sort of chaotic placement in the slobbering mass of cock which one has decided to assemble in one place. If the coils lie parallel in different planes vertically, but the same plane as seen from above (think garden hose), you would technically not have a pile of cock, or anything else for that matter. It would then be referred to as a 'spool', 'tube' or 'tower' of cock.

A "tower" sounds much more organized than "pile".
 
Alright, then what about a flaccid cock exiting a lovers anus? Would you consider that a pile of cock?

"Exiting" he says. Like it's just stumbling around the hallway mumbling "How the fuck do I get out of here? I know I came in from the West, but was that the entrance AND Exit, or just a one way entrance?"
 
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