Wii Didn't Start The Fire

Never gonna pick Wii up...
Never gonna put Wii down...
Never gonna play Xbox...
And hurt you...

I think this has a better ring to it... :D
 
Awesome. If I could do a parody this good, I would consider my life a success. As it is, my highpoint so far is "Pac Man Fiber"

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I've got a colon full of Pizza and I'm headed to the bath room.
I don't have a lot of Charmin so I'm bringing Kleenex and a broom.
I got a callus on my bumcheek and my sphincters hurtin' too.
I'm gonna file a health claim, just as soon as I turn blue.

'Cause I need Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) It's driving me crazy (drivin' me crazy)
I need Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) I'm going outta my mind (going outta my mind)
I need Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) I'm going outta my mind (going outta my mind)

I've got all the seat lids down, plunger at the ready
Mr. Whip-ples' on my tail and I know it's either him or me.
So it's one scoop of the powder and one tall glass of juice
Gonna drink the mixture up and then all hell's breaking loose.

I got Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) It's cleansin' my system(cleansing my system)
I got Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) It's gonna help my behind (gonna help my behind)
I got Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) It's gonna help my behind (gonna help my behind)

I'm gonna lean to the left, and hold on real tight
Cause this stuff starts slow, but works like dynamite!

(kick ass 80's guitar solo goes here)

Now I think I'm almost done and I'm lookin' for the Charmin.
but there's two squares on the roll, I don't like where this is goin'. (ugh!)
I'm really panicked now, looking everywhere in sight.
All the T.P.'s gone, so I'll be calling for my wife.

'Cause I used Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) It cleaned out my colon (cleaned out my colon)
I used Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) Now I finally can rest (now I finally can rest)
I love Pac-Man Fiber (pac-man fiber) Man that stuff is the best (man that stuff is the best)



/copyright seanmcl, 2008. all rights reserved.
//yes, this is a repost from the past. sue me.
 
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