Why Arcade Games are Like Drugs

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Ok I'll start this off...

1. They are extremely addicting
2. All your extra money goes to them
3. Sometime you have to go across state lines to buy them.
4. The best ones are usually in the shadiest places.
5. You never know what the person your buying them from will be like.
6. You can't just pick them up and leave.
7. When you go to buy them you have to stay and try them out.
8. The seller always has other kinds they want you to try when your there as well.
9. Sometimes you have to hide your purchase from your significant others.
10. Others tell you, you have a problem!

Your turn...
 
You start to think you might spend the mortgage money on them over keeping a roof over your head......
 
You buy your property based on how well it suits your needs.

You get attention from the power company for using more power than any of your neighbors.

You pay with cash whenever possible.
 
The more you have, the more you want.
It always starts small, just one, then just one more.....
It fits the definition of addiction (just try the ASI on it)
You have to think about it when you get to the question on the evaluation that reads:
Your spouse/significant other has just said it is the behaviour or them. Do you:
(a) Stop doing it
(b) Say you are going to stop, but just hide it
(c) Try to call their bluff and keep doing it
(d) Keep doing it and tell them to f*ck off

You answered anything but (a) on the question above.

ken
 
You often use them in dark rooms with black lights

the object is to eat as many white pills as you can while avoiding the multi colored ghosts in the neon filled room
 
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It all starts out nice and innocent with the harmless gateway drug (Pac-man). But before you know it, you're up all night doing the hardcore stuff (Defender and Robotron).
 
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