Who Wants To Workout?

[Kevin Sorbo]

I realize that this isn't arcade related, but I'm looking for a new workout partner. If you like to pump iron (and who doesn't?) then let me know so we can get together. No wussies allowed. It takes time and talent to get guns like these, baby!

 

[jow]

BWAHAHAHA

 

[VideoRob]

Laughing so hard tears rolling down face!!!!

 

[ElfShotTheFood]

classic. i nominate this topic for post of the year.

 

[FrizzleFried]

I hear there is a guy around here named Phetishchild or something that really enjoys working out the Kevin Sorbos of this world.

 

[Phetishboy]

Kevin only speaks in the third person. He never refers to himself as 'I', always as Kevin or 'The Great Sorbs' and sometimes as 'Throbber'-wait, I'm sorry Kev, don't hit me again, I know I wasn't supposed to share that nickname you gave yourself to the general public, but I was trying to call bullshit on this thread, please, put down your fists of fury, I won't do it again, I promise, oww, sweetie, stop...

 

[RedWolfJC]

classic. i nominate this topic for post of the year.

+1

It takes time and talent to get guns like these, baby!

I wish I wasn't such a wussy, I want guns like KS! Alas, I am not worthy...

 

[kspiff]

Well you're half right... those are meat-based projectiles which he is throwing, but I don't see him using his hands...

 

[7146aaron]

I realize that this isn't arcade related, but I'm looking for a new workout partner. If you like to pump iron (and who doesn't?) then let me know so we can get together. No wussies allowed. It takes time and talent to get guns like these, baby!

Now that is funny!

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

Kevin only speaks in the third person. He never refers to himself as 'I', always as Kevin or 'The Great Sorbs' and sometimes as 'Throbber'-wait, I'm sorry Kev, don't hit me again, I know I wasn't supposed to share that nickname you gave yourself to the general public, but I was trying to call bullshit on this thread, please, put down your fists of fury, I won't do it again, I promise, oww, sweetie, stop...

You just got Sorbo'd! heh...weakling! Kevin does as he damn well pleases!

C'mon fellas, I need to find a real "Hercules" here...

 

[horseboy]

I read your wikipedia entry, and I found this interesting...

In 2007, while in Hawaii, Kevin met the man called Phetishboy. Kevin and "Phet," as he is affectionately called, have been involved in a wonderful "Master and Houseboy" relationship ever since. In January of 2008 they celebrated their one year anniversary.

 

[Phetishboy]

Alright. I am back after my 'fall'. I can barely see thru the bruises around my eyes, and my broken fingers can barely type, but I am here to call Bullshit on this thread. Kevin 'needs' no one to workout with or otherwise. After my physical therapy, he will still have me, and that is already more than he can handle.

 

[osver]

I read your wikipedia entry, and I found this interesting...

In 2007, while in Hawaii, Kevin met the man called Phetishboy. Kevin and "Phet," as he is affectionately called, have been involved in a wonderful "Master and Houseboy" relationship ever since. In January of 2008 they celebrated their one year anniversary.

Nicely done sir.

 

[horseboy]

I read your wikipedia entry, and I found this interesting...

In 2007, while in Hawaii, Kevin met the man called Phetishboy. Kevin and "Phet," as he is affectionately called, have been involved in a wonderful "Master and Houseboy" relationship ever since. In January of 2008 they celebrated their one year anniversary.

Nicely done sir.

Gracias. I can't believe they have left it up this long. Any other time I did something similar it was nuked PDQ.

 

[shardian]

I read your wikipedia entry, and I found this interesting...

In 2007, while in Hawaii, Kevin met the man called Phetishboy. Kevin and "Phet," as he is affectionately called, have been involved in a wonderful "Master and Houseboy" relationship ever since. In January of 2008 they celebrated their one year anniversary.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This thread = super funny.

 

[kspiff]

OMG that is really surviving on Wikipedia? Oh the hilarity. Best laugh of the week.

 

[gretz99]

God, too funny . . .

Is this part on Wiki real?

Sorbo was born in Mound, Minnesota, USA

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

Curses! If it weren't true, you would have already been a-pummeled! Alas, now the whole world knows. Why must my emotions be toiled with so haphazardly? Just because I'm more famous than, well, anybody, you think it's OK to just disregard my emotions.

Even strong men need hugs.

 

[ElfShotTheFood]

now how long until there is a harassment or slander suit filed by sorbo's lawyer. at the very least a nastygram.

 

[VideoRob]

Could this be Phet Sorbo???