We used to have this guy at work, he must be the most prolific son of a bitch I've ever met. Other co-workers and I used to joke about making a wiki about this guy's supposed accomplishments. Among them:
-Chasing tornadoes with Alice Cooper's Daughter, then drinking her under the table
-Living in the same building as a pornography production company, and being able to use the OC3 line associated for his own purposes
-Owned THE General Lee. Not one, THE ONLY one. Of course, he couldn't afford the gas to drive it to work to show us.
-All-star drummer, who really only got going when he was blackout-drunk.
-Was once asked to pitch for a major league baseball team, based on the fact that he knew somebody on the team who played with him in high school
-Owned several more cars, in various states of restoration (Drove a 1993 Ford Taurus)
-Professional concert photographer for such acts as Nickelback. I hate Nickelback, but it's still a big claim
Basically the greatest person to ever exist. Of course, he never did mention anything with video games. I'm sure if I had brought i up, he would have.