when a used car salesman sells an arcade machine

He's missing the windshield stickers stuck around the screen: "low mileage" "like new". He could put some balloons around it too and an antenna with the little flags! I love the quote "have not seen another one", if he's only seen one then how does he know it would be hard to find another one in better condition. What a tool.
 
Someone needs to tell that clown about excess use of exclamation points. "What will it take to put this game in your arcade today?"
 
It just needs this in his listing:

"Financing Available!!"

"Leasing Available!!"

"0 Down!!"

"Se Habla Espanol"

(..and more exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Oh, and this:

 
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