What's the crappiest game you've ever played?

I love fighting games and I still would have to say Time Killers. It is a choppy, slow, poor man's Mortal Kombat. I am sure there are worse, but I can't think of any right now.
 
The game that pops into my mind from real arcades where I truly felt ripped off, was Sega Holosseum. This was the crappy fighting game that was released as a conversion for the Time Traveler cabinet. Words cannot express how incredibly bad this game was! If you think Time Killers is horrible, then you obviously haven't had the misfortune of walking up to what you initially think is a Time Traveler, then giving this game a pity 50 cents once you realize your mistake.
 
If I weren't old I would remember the name of it, but it is where you try to draw the circle... I played it with Karl and he made it look so easy, but I could not do a single circle... grrrrrr.... I'll remember what it is someday...:p
 
Defender and stargate.. hate both of them, ranks right up there with ANY VS sports game.
 
Frontline. I know a lot will disagree, but for me, it was without a doubt a huge waste of a quarter.
 
Pitfighter - My god... there was never a good version of that game.

Though I would put one game on that list that might be considered sacrilege to many here: Joust. I never, never could get into that game.
 
Pitfighter - My god... there was never a good version of that game.

Though I would put one game on that list that might be considered sacrilege to many here: Joust. I never, never could get into that game.

Is that "Master of the Flying Guillotine" as your avatar? If so, then SWEET!
 
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Frontline. I know a lot will disagree, but for me, it was without a doubt a huge waste of a quarter.

The crappy dial controller which was also the fire button is what seriously F'd up that game, it was a very bad idea on Taito's part, otherwise I thought it was a good game. If I ever get my hands on a PCB I'm going to rig it up with a separate fire button and rotary joystick just to see how it improves gameplay.

I'll add Bank Panic to the list, I just barely made it through one game and never looked back, Changing Lanes is nothing to brag about either.

I'll also pee on the third rail here by calling Pacman seriously overrated. I'm not calling it a bad game, just not nearly as good as its reputation.
 
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