What movies Should have been made into pinball (WITH QUOTES!)

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What movies Should have been made into pinball (WITH QUOTES!)

So, here are the rules. Name a movie that you think should have been made into a pinball machine, then list some quotes for certain occurrences.

I'll start.

I think they should have made a Willow pinball machine.

Simple mission completed - it's just my disappearing pig trick.
Target hitting mission - See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone! Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
Up a long ramp - Go in the direction the bird is going. ... It's going back to the village!... Ignore the bird... follow the river.
Multiball - Trolls... I hate trolls.
Into a hole - Not A Woman!? Not A Woman!? Gentlemen... meet Lugg *WHAM*
Last ball dies (continue?) - Is that the extent of your powers little one?
Continue - I fight for the Nelwin Airk.
Ending - She's just too powerful.
 
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Simple Mission complete: Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck
Target hitting mission: What the fuck is the Internet?
up a long ramp: Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch
multiball: You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!
Into a hole: Bung!
Last ball dies (continue): In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
continue: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mallfucker.
Ending: I am the MASTER OF THE CLIT!
-or-
I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
-or-
I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant.
 
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I know its not a movie but Jonny Quest would be sweet. Hitting Frogmen drop targets, a light up walking eye in the center, Dr Zin multi ball, Race Bannon extra ball and the Jonny Quest theme music.
 
The Blues Brothers!
Coin insert: "Its a 150 miles to Chicago, we got a half a tank of gas, a full pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."
music as you complete the following to put back the band;
The Church: "I have seen the light" " The Band Elwood, the BAND!"
Bob's Country Bunker " We're the good old boys"
The Penguin
The Nazi's
Chase in the mall (video mode) ( Man this place has everything!). (The new Oldsmobiles are in early!)
The Fancy restaurant " Your women, How much for your women?"
multiple points to start different modes: "We're on a Mission from God."


STILL would be a great pin today. Huge cult following.
 
Oops - okay. I'll go again.

The Goonies

Game start: *Cyndi Lauper's song*
Button push, no coin: It's like I'm babysitting, but I'm not getting paid!
Simple mission completed: I'm startin' to like this kid, Ma.
Target hitting mission - That's what I said! Boobie traps!
Up a long ramp - Rockieee roooooaaad? A ha ha!
Multiball - Those aren't candles - it's DYNAMITE!
Into a hole - First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!
Last ball dies It's all over the second we go up Troy's bucket...
Continue - Goonies never say die!
Ending - *Chunk's puking noise*
Target right: Stay to the right!
BONUS success: I have the key to One Eye Willie
BONUS fail: Nice work, double 0 negative!
 
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Oops - okay. I'll go again.

The Goonies

Game start: *Cyndi Lauper's song*
Button push, no coin: It's like I'm babysitting, but I'm not getting paid!
Simple mission completed: I'm startin' to like this kid, Ma.
Target hitting mission - That's what I said! Boobie traps!
Up a long ramp - Rockieee roooooaaad? A ha ha!
Multiball - Those aren't candles - it's DYNAMITE!
Into a hole - First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!
Last ball dies It's all over the second we go up Troy's bucket...
Continue - Goonies never say die!
Ending - *Chunk's puking noise*
Target right: Stay to the right!
BONUS success: I have the key to One Eye Willie
BONUS fail: Nice work, double 0 negative!
Cmon really? How about HEY YOU GUYS!!!
 
i always wanted to see Scooby Doo as a pin, if for no other reason than i want the bonus multiplier to be spelling "S-N-A-X."

and i'd prefer it to be from the original, pre-Scrappy Doo cartoon and not the movie.
 
Bruce Cambell Vs Army of Darkness

Game start: Well hello Mister Fancypants
Button push, no coin: "Gimmie some sugar baby"
Mission Start: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Simple mission completed: Hail to the king, baby.
Target hitting mission - Come get some.
Up a long ramp - Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!
Spinner Alley: Shop smart.... shop S-MART
Multiball - Clatto... Verata... N- [coughs] [pause] Okay... that's it! (Table Shakes then releases multiballs)
Into a hole - Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun (Ball shoots out of hole)
Last ball dies: That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!
Continue - Groovy.
Ending - Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

BONUS: you see this, this is my BOOOOM stick
BONUS: That's just pillow talk baby.
 
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Oops - okay. I'll go again.

The Goonies

Game start: *Cyndi Lauper's song*
Button push, no coin: It's like I'm babysitting, but I'm not getting paid!
Simple mission completed: I'm startin' to like this kid, Ma.
Target hitting mission - That's what I said! Boobie traps!
Up a long ramp - Rockieee roooooaaad? A ha ha!
Multiball - Those aren't candles - it's DYNAMITE!
Into a hole - First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!
Last ball dies It's all over the second we go up Troy's bucket...
Continue - Goonies never say die!
Ending - *Chunk's puking noise*
Target right: Stay to the right!
BONUS success: I have the key to One Eye Willie
BONUS fail: Nice work, double 0 negative!

They could have a "seperate the drugs" mode where if you do a bad job you'll be locked in the closet for two weeks without food or water.
 
Here's two or three that come to mind:

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Monty Python's Holy Grail - I can practically picture this machine in my mind. It would be glorious.

Game start: I am your king. Well I didn't vote for you.
Button push, no coin: Right, I'll do you for that!
Simple mission completed: You shall bring us... a shrubbery!
Target hitting mission - Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Up a long ramp - Run away!
Multiball - Right. One... two... five. Three sir! Three.
Into a hole - It's just a flesh wound.
Last ball dies - None shall pass.
Continue - You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Ending - Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
Target right: We are the Knights who say... NI.
BONUS success: All right, we'll call it a draw.
BONUS fail: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
 
The Shining

Game start: HERE'S JOHNNY!
Simple mission start: Come play with us Danny
Target hitting mission - You're scared of room 237 aren't you?
Up a long ramp - Some places are like people, some shine some don't
Multiball - come out come out wherever you are
Into a hole - Hey wasn't it around here that the Donner Party got snowbound?
Last ball dies - redrum. redrum. redrum
Continue - all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
Ending - Wendy, baby, I think you hurt my head real bad. I'm dizzy, I need a doctor. Honey, don't leave me here.
BONUS: little pig little pig let me in



Buckaroo Banzai and the Adventures Across the 8th Dimension

Game start: Everywhere you go, there you are
Button push no coin - No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
mission select: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Target hitting mission - Where are we going? Planet 10! When? Real Soon!
Up a long ramp - Home... home is where you wear your hat... I feel so breakup, I wanna go home.
Multiball - BANZAI! I'LL-A SEE YOU IN-A HELL!
Into a hole - Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.
Last ball dies - Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
Continue - John O'Connor, install my Oscillation Overthruster!
Ending - May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
BONUS complete:
BONUS fail :Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on.
 
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