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Top ten signs you spend too much time playing video games
I'm sure this is old news, but still funny, for those that haven't seen it..
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
10. You haven't left the house since you discovered Pong.
9. You keep asking your doctor how many lives you have left.
8. On application forms you check "Active Duty" because of your awesome gun firing skills.
7. You introduce your wife as "Player 2."
6. The day after Playstation 3 is released you camp outside Circuit City waiting for Playstation 4.
5. Wife complains you're not spending enough time with your sons, Mario and Luigi.
4. You're on the national organ donor waiting list for two thumbs.
3. At Grandma's funeral, you keep waiting for her to respawn.
2. In the bedroom, you're a "first-person shooter," if you know what I mean.
1. Whenever you're feeling tired, you pay a hooker a visit to replenish your 'health bar.'
I'm sure this is old news, but still funny, for those that haven't seen it..
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
10. You haven't left the house since you discovered Pong.
9. You keep asking your doctor how many lives you have left.
8. On application forms you check "Active Duty" because of your awesome gun firing skills.
7. You introduce your wife as "Player 2."
6. The day after Playstation 3 is released you camp outside Circuit City waiting for Playstation 4.
5. Wife complains you're not spending enough time with your sons, Mario and Luigi.
4. You're on the national organ donor waiting list for two thumbs.
3. At Grandma's funeral, you keep waiting for her to respawn.
2. In the bedroom, you're a "first-person shooter," if you know what I mean.
1. Whenever you're feeling tired, you pay a hooker a visit to replenish your 'health bar.'