LyonsArcade
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LOL I hear you. We roll our shit all the way out into the damn DRIVEWAY. With an extension cord. You want it? Cool, drop your tailgate. You don't? O.K. after you leave we'll carry it back inside, LOL.
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LOL I hear you. We roll our shit all the way out into the damn DRIVEWAY. With an extension cord. You want it? Cool, drop your tailgate. You don't? O.K. after you leave we'll carry it back inside, LOL.
sosage
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Well, if you ever do it, leave a top shelf and maybe they won't find it for a few days.
It is called an 'upper decker'.
thebman80
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Man I was laughing so hard I started to cry great thread.
kspiff
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Well, if you ever do it, leave a top shelf and maybe they won't find it for a few days.
I think you meant an 'upper decker'.
EDIT: D'oh! Beat to the punch. That movie sucked balls btw.
Hopefully you don't have hand towels in the bathrooms either, then.
A sock works in a pinch too.
Wow. 9 posts and this thread went straight into the crapper.
Semantics.
True story,last month a fellow KLOV'er came over and picked up a game with a co-worker. It was in the living room of my apartment,after he looked at the machine and decided he wanted it i said "wanna check out my games?" he said "sure" well i didnt relize my son had gone in there and while in there completly destroyed the game room with a fart! Im talking raw sewer smell! needless to say i was embarassed,after they left my son was mortified he said "well i had to fart so i left the room" shit happens LOL. what do you do? kids.
kspiff
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Something that involves a wire coat hanger, or the end of a lamp cord?
Adamdiz
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15 years too late! Naw hes my best freind wouldnt have it any other way.
SuperSprint
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I don't think they see it as embarrassing. I think they see it as settling a score.
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SuperSprint
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One of the nastiest things I have seen was at a friends wedding. The ceremony and reception was at the beach, and a hotel room was rented for guests to use the toilet. I used it and noticed that there was no paper left. Not wanting someone to get stranded, I walked down to the office and got some more. When I got back someone had taken a dump and found themselves stranded. SO THEY USED THE HAND TOWELS AND THREW THEM UNDER THE SINK.
Jesus people, at least go throw them in the outside trashcan with your crappy drawers from work....
Jesus people, at least go throw them in the outside trashcan with your crappy drawers from work....
I had thought of another situation where someone tries to crash my open house with a raunchy turd. Cyclists will crash open houses to take a shit.
I've got one condo just off a major throughway that is very popular with cyclists. Almost always, at least one cyclist will stop during one open house. I've never felt they were "serious" lookers. Indeed, the first time a cyclist stopped at my house, I was already onto open house shitters. So, when a cyclist looks over my home, I don't let them out of my sight.
It makes sense, though. If you are looking to take a shit somewhere, an open house could be an ideal place. The bathrooms are likely spotless. You can wash your hands. In many cases, you won't be bothered.
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I've got one condo just off a major throughway that is very popular with cyclists. Almost always, at least one cyclist will stop during one open house. I've never felt they were "serious" lookers. Indeed, the first time a cyclist stopped at my house, I was already onto open house shitters. So, when a cyclist looks over my home, I don't let them out of my sight.
It makes sense, though. If you are looking to take a shit somewhere, an open house could be an ideal place. The bathrooms are likely spotless. You can wash your hands. In many cases, you won't be bothered.
- M1A
Wha!? No condoms in there?
At Border's Cafe in Cambridge you can buy both Tic Tacs AND tampons in the bathroom.
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