Tic Tacs and Deodorant

I totally warned you to not sell games to the Stinky Unicorn.
 
Why don't people have any goddamned self-respect?

I think there should be a hygiene sticky. Seriously. Its obvious some people here are neanderthals.

- M1A
 
for those and trust issues, i move games that are being sold to the garage. that way people don't stink in my house and don't know about all the cool shit i have.
 
2 other options:

1. Brush your teeth
2. Don't breathe like a stalker
 
for those and trust issues, i move games that are being sold to the garage. that way people don't stink in my house and don't know about all the cool shit i have.

Reminds me of a time we hired some movers. The second the movers got there, the "boss" asked where the bathroom was. We had an apartment at the time, but got movers because we were on the third floor.

Anyway, he went in and took a huge shit. It stunk the entire apartment immediately. We all had to work there.

So now, when I've got any workers in the house for anything at all, if they ask to use the bathroom, I tell them its not open for their use. A dick move? Yes. But I don't want to smell someone else's waste and innards in my home.

Imagine an arcade tire-kicker coming over to your house, doesn't buy the game, but dumps a major load in your shitter and stinks the house to holy Hell. Sounds like something fun to do to someone else - but awful if it happens to you.

- M1A
 
At Border's Cafe in Cambridge you can buy both Tic Tacs AND tampons in the bathroom.

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Really? Someone who asked to use your bathroom??? Wow.

Now, keep in mind, this sale was nothing huge at all. Didn't even sell the damn cabinet to him. I was asking $75 for a Baby Pac Cab with no pcbs or monitor. An ad I had on CL for a while (forgot it was even there)...

Asked me if I'd take $20 for it. For those who know me, I most likely would. Unfortunately, I was not in the best of moods today and the Tic Tacs and Deodorant would have swayed me to do so. So, I stated no. The look of disbelief on his face was priceless. It was like I shot his dog. Unbelievable.
 
Just the gull of someone asking just blows my mind. Especially, hired help. My head would explode if someone off of CL asked. Just wow.
 
I didn't say "someone." I said "workers."

Hired help. They can take their shits somewhere else. There's a Baja Fresh down the road.

- M1A

Lol. Where's that MJ eating popcorn gif? :D
 
Imagine an arcade tire-kicker coming over to your house, doesn't buy the game, but dumps a major load in your shitter and stinks the house to holy Hell. Sounds like something fun to do to someone else - but awful if it happens to you.

- M1A

Well, if you ever do it, leave a top shelf and maybe they won't find it for a few days. :D
 
Now that I think about it, I remember another visitor who took a shit and made the place stink like Hell.

I was doing an open house on a condo I was renting. About halfway through the day, we had some people who saw our sign and decided to take a look around. At that time, I didn't know NOT to keep toilet paper in the bathrooms.

So this fucker went in and took a shit at my open house.

The only upside to this was, he and his wife filled out an application, and ultimately I rented to them.

But at the time, I didn't know they would pass the background. I had no matches or bottled fragrance, so I had to shut down my open house after he left.

Now, when I do an open house on any of my rentals, I do not put toilet paper in the bathrooms. If they elect to take a shit, I'll know they left with a nasty, buttery smudge between the cheeks as a penalty for being a total douche.

- M1A
 
... Now, when I do an open house on any of my rentals, I do not put toilet paper in the bathrooms. If they elect to take a shit, I'll know they left with a nasty, buttery smudge between the cheeks as a penalty for being a total douche.

Hopefully you don't have hand towels in the bathrooms either, then. :rolleyes:
 
Buttery Smudge I like it

Andrew

Now that I think about it, I remember another visitor who took a shit and made the place stink like Hell.

I was doing an open house on a condo I was renting. About halfway through the day, we had some people who saw our sign and decided to take a look around. At that time, I didn't know NOT to keep toilet paper in the bathrooms.

So this fucker went in and took a shit at my open house.

The only upside to this was, he and his wife filled out an application, and ultimately I rented to them.

But at the time, I didn't know they would pass the background. I had no matches or bottled fragrance, so I had to shut down my open house after he left.

Now, when I do an open house on any of my rentals, I do not put toilet paper in the bathrooms. If they elect to take a shit, I'll know they left with a nasty, buttery smudge between the cheeks as a penalty for being a total douche.

- M1A
 
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