The sometimes strange perils of arcade service calls....

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The sometimes strange perils of arcade service calls....

So, I'm out about an hour out of town delivering a repaired/refurbished Playboy pin and Space Invaders Deluxe, and replacing all the flourescent lights in a Tron and Moon Patrol, when I hear the lady of the house yell.

Went to check that she was okay and discovered what the problem was. Turns out she was cleaning the window sills near the outside door to the gameroom (which was open at the time), and she moves a chair aside to see this:

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For reference, that window is about 32" wide. It didn't have a rattle (I think it's a water moccasin as we were right on the lake), but it flattened and widened it's neck, and made a hissing type of sound (as it breathed out) that we could hear through the glass.

I got a broom from the lady and went out and drug it out from under a bush it was trying to hide under, pinned it down behind the head with the broom bristles, grabbed the tail, used the broom to hold the head down while I drug it down the driveway, and tossed it across the road into an empty field. The lady was trying to find a shovel so I could kill it, but I didn't think that was necessary.

So - is it a water moccasin? And is it poisonous? I didn't see any big fangs when it had it's mouth wide open while I was holding it. Stretched out, it was between 2-3 feet long.

Oh, and it pissed/shit on the sidewalk while I was trying to hold it down....
 
yep, that looks like it.

Went to some other sites where they describe it's "defense":

a) widens neck to impersonate an adder
b) hisses loudly
c) puffs body up to look much bigger

Lists at about 30" fully-grown, almost never bites, strikes with closed mouth as an imitation attack, eats toads mostly.

Yep, all those defense mechanisms were evident. I'll let the lady know it's non-venemous, but I doubt she'll be comforted...
 
I'll confirm the id. We had a guy down the street in my last house that was convinced that he had killed a bunch of water mocs. When I looked at the corpses they were Hog noses and told him so. I even took one of the heads and pried it's mouth open to show the lack of fangs, but to this day he is convinced that he saved his family from certain death. :D

Still it was very brave of you to do all that without knowing for sure. Chivalry lives as Mod rides to the defense of the fair maiden....

ken
 
Man, my wife would flip! Now my daughter on the other hand, she would bring it in, and name the damn thing...probably "Snakey" or something like that. Look mommy! I have a new friend!
 
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