The Handsome Arcade Tech Bandito Strikes Again

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So I'm at a resort down here in Orlando. I decide to go work out before we start our day. When I get to the gym, I notice a pinball machine thru a viewing window. Arcade, I cleverly deduce. So I walk in, and am greeted by this scene:
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I walk to the front of the Ms Pac/Galaga combo machine and see this:
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I quick pull the machine out and see no back door lock, only 2 screws holding the door on. I ran over to the pool kitchen, grabbed a butter knife, ran back and in 2 minutes flat I was in. Made some adjustments, got shocked with 110 and ended up with this:
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The resort is safe again. All in a days work for-

The Handsome Arcade Tech Bandito. Til next time.
 
Heres The Handsome Arcade Tech Bandito holding his butter knife .
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... Unless wild sex is offered. Then he at least considers it.

I read this in the voice of the Dos Equuis "Most Interesting Man" commercial. Is that wrong?

"I don't always consider wild sex when it is offered, but when I do..."

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So I'm at a resort down here in Orlando. I decide to go work out before we start our day. When I get to the gym, I notice a pinball machine thru a viewing window. Arcade, I cleverly deduce. So I walk in, and am greeted by this scene:
559f88ae.jpg

I walk to the front of the Ms Pac/Galaga combo machine and see this:
354cf6c6.jpg

I quick pull the machine out and see no back door lock, only 2 screws holding the door on. I ran over to the pool kitchen, grabbed a butter knife, ran back and in 2 minutes flat I was in. Made some adjustments, got shocked with 110 and ended up with this:
8f1dbffc.jpg


The resort is safe again. All in a days work for-

The Handsome Arcade Tech Bandito. Til next time.

Good job!

Don't drink the water in Orlando - "sulfur water" - ick!
Seriously, some of the worst smelling/tasting water I have encountered in some time. Bottled primarily while I was there - except at some restaurants that must have been doing something to the water so it didn't stink/taste bad.
 
Nice work! I have to ask though....did you get permission from someone before doing that? I'm not trying to be a dick at all, but nobody operating those games wants a total stranger poking around with potentially dangerous voltages. I admit I wouldn't have the guts to do it. You weren't hurting anything obviously, but knowing my luck, if I did the same thing I'd have someone think I was stealing something or sabotaging the damn thing lol.

Edit: Man that things got hand wear already on the sides too. Some things never change. :)
 
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The REAL "Handsome Arcade Tech Bandito"

This is who I thought of when I read this thread...

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The Handsome Arcade Tech Bandito will not be denied!
 
Nice work! I have to ask though....did you get permission from someone before doing that? I'm not trying to be a dick at all, but nobody operating those games wants a total stranger poking

Hola Gringo. My last name ees "Bandito". What do you think? And for thee record, thee Handsome Bandito ees no stranger to 'poking'. Anytheeeng that moves that ees. Til next time, adios.
 
I did this once to a Primal Rage machine.. it was blurry as all get out, I cracked the back open and tweeked the flyback sharpness and closed it up.. Same deal, just 2 screws holding it closed. No lock.. Good times. I felt pretty good about my ninja repair.

Anyone else ever perform a Ninja Repair?
 
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