Stupid stuff you've done working on games

After bringing home my second Multicade project (Superman), I took off a couple panels from the back of the cabinet to gain access to the rear of the coin door to unlock it. After I was done, I pounded the staples in to put the panels back on temporarily, but forgot to actually screw them back in as well. Later that night, I went to move the machine and grabbed onto the rear handles (which were one of the panels I had to take off) and pulled the machine backwards onto my dolly. Needless to say the panel popped right off and knocked me square in the nose while I stumbled and fell flat on my ass.

Only your nose and ass were damaged, not the game, right?
 
I'm currently renovating my basement, and the other day I had to move my games around so I could access the wall behind them. As I was pulling Dig Dug out, I heard a loud "bang!". It turns out the back door wasn't latched properly (the cam lock spins freely) and fell flat on the ceramic tile floor behind it. When it hit the floor, the door broke right in half. :mad:
 
Was looking for some tinted glass for my Space Duel. Managed to pick up a nice Tempest one, unfortunately needed to take a few inches of the bottom.... After about an hour of trying to score a line with a tile cutter, the thing explodes all over the garage!!! Didn't realise you couldnt cut tempered glass ;-)
 
Was looking for some tinted glass for my Space Duel. Managed to pick up a nice Tempest one, unfortunately needed to take a few inches of the bottom.... After about an hour of trying to score a line with a tile cutter, the thing explodes all over the garage!!! Didn't realise you couldnt cut tempered glass ;-)

I could see myself doing something like that :(
 
Was working on a multicade, was testing the switcher voltages and when I went to get up off the floor to turn the game off, stuck my hand right on top of the fuse block. I was done working on the game for the rest of the day.
 
Nothing major here... worst thing I've done was as I was putting a 25" monitor on the shelf I realized that it wasn't going to fit by about 1"... as I pulled it out the neckboard caught on the lip from the shelf above and...yup... crack---pssss......

>ARGH!<
 
I was doing a cap kit and flyback replacement on a working K7000 monitor. It was for my 6 player X-Men and the other monitor already had that work done because it was dead and so I wanted to do the same for the working one. I accidentally hooked up a wire on the bottom of the chassis to the wrong lead of a cap and it smoked something. Now a days I would probably fix it myself, but at the time I ended up having a local guy look at it. I was not happy that I took a working monitor and screwed it up with a really simple oversight.
 
So far I've been pretty lucky.

I was working on a friend's Golden Tee machine and accidentally hooked up the marquee power wrong and it popped a fuse on the power board. Of course, this happened at 11pm at night and I didn't have any of that particular fuse in my parts cache, so I fretted and fumed overnight hoping the fuse was the only thing that took the damage. Fortunately, it was. I replaced the fuse and hooked everything up correctly and it fired right up.

When putting the 19" Amplifone monitor back in my Star Wars machine, I thought I had everything hooked up correctly. Duh, I forgot to re-attach the anode...so of course when I fired it up the darned thing chattered away and freaked me out. I immediately turned it off and connected the anode. No damage done. Whew!
 
I haven't been misfortunate enough with my arcade games yet, but I have one for my console games.

I had taken my Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen in to work to clean it up. It had been a rental at one point, so it had one of those clear rental "if you remove this you pay for it" stickers on it. I had removed it a long time ago, and it came off fairly easily, slowly, but easily. It left a nice layer of sticker residue on the label though. We had this nice sticker remover at work, so I wanted to spray it on and wipe the stuff off... it ended up weakening the disc, and when I was wiping (being very gentle) the disc cracked in my hand.... SUCKS... I can't afford to replace it, so I have a 100% complete game in my playstation display case with a cracked disc.
 
So many to choose from..

The most memorable is working inside of a Frogger cab, then pulling my head out and in the process whacking the back of my head on the monitor neck board, breaking it in half.

Cleaning some marquees with Goof-Off, to get auction stickers off, then realizing the product is making the plexi foggy..

Getting a new piece of glass for a Gyruss cocktail, and screwing down the clamp too tightly on one corner, breaking the glass..

My friend ripped the bottom off my EDOT when pulling his truck into his garage.. the EDOT was in the bed and he didn't check the clearance..
 
Hmmm i have a few buying experiences that went horrible and were just bad ideas when i first started getting into buying arcades. ..........

Outcome: The first arcade i ever bought i Spent almost $700.00 on a xmen 4player that was completely untested and drove 5+hours to get it.

The story:
First arcade i ever bought was a 4player X men. Drove with my uncle 5 hours from WV into New York City. (never had been there and this was before having a navigation). Id say it was like 2002 or so. Anyways neither of us had ever driven in an urban area as big as NYC and i was going off directions from the seller who was italian and had an accent like one of the guys from goodfellas. Anyways got to NY, got lost for hours, seller called me cussing me out saying i totally EFFED up his day and he had to come find us. First i call him and he says describe whats around me, (so i start naming off stuff and he's like "your in brooklyn!!, your in Fu**en Brooklyn!!! Anyways he said stop where we are..... hes coming to find us.

As soon as he drove up beside us the first words out of his mouth were "you two totally Fu**ed up my day, Stick to my ass like glue". Then he gunned it down a heavy traffic street. AND WERE OFF, so we were following him as he was running every yellow light he hit, swerving in and out of traffic like a maniac. And constently was looking at his rear view mirror and shaking his head in disgust.

Then we find ourselves in an abandoned lumber yard. (started getting scared lol) He rolls up to a trailor, throws up the door, and there set the x men, along with like 30 other arcades jammed in this huge trailor. Anyways i ask if i can test it out and he laughs saying "we aint got no power out here" Anyways we had already drove this far and spent all day, so i paid the man and got the heck outta there. Going home just hoping it worked. And it did, but man was i a dumb young kid lol. But ya live and learn. lol

Well i kinda learned, because i did almost the same thing a year or so later>

Outcome: Paid $200.00 and drove 3 hours for a dead totally not working TARG machine, was told it works great. lol (wasn't so lucky with this outcome)

Story:
Had an ad in the paper saying i was looking for arcades. Get a call from a real old man saying he had a machine called Targ he wanted to sell. He said worked great last time he played it, but had since put it in a shed. Anyways i got on Klov (not the forums) and checked it out and it looked like a neat game, and i never saw one before so i said "road trip"!

Got my buddy to come with me and gimme a hand. Drove the drive, and then arrived at an old house. Go to the door and greet this old guy who was def. not too friendly. He then takes me out to this old rotted up shed, pulled open the door and there sat a dirty nasty targ machine. lol, i say can i test this thing (he said no i have no power out here, but it works it works" So again i drove the drive, and figured hey i got lucky with the xmen, lets try this. ummmm no not so lucky..........

Got it home and it was DOA. plugged it in and hear a bleep but no monitor life. I call the man and say "hey this dont work at all can i bring it back"? (lol funny to think i was seriously gonna drive it 3 hours back to him to get a full refund. (i was still in school had nothing else to do lol) and 200 bucks was like a weeks work LOL........He said "no all sales final". I say man come on, u said it worked, i then say "what if i bring it back and get $100.00 back"? (which i was gonna do LOL) He then screamed in the phone in a grouchy old man voice "I said NO!! ALL SALES FINAL"" then hung up on me. I debated driving down there and paint-balling his house for years and never did lol.

So ate my loss and had Targ sitting in my parents basement until 2009 (almost 6 years dead") Anyways discovered this site, learned what i could and did my first rebuild. Come to find out it was a G07 that needed EVERYTHING. Every cap was exploded on it and rotted up. Anyways it works now, and i plan to keep her forever now after all we been through lol.
 
I've had a few cat ass trophies** handed to me while working on video games. My favorite so far happened last fall when loading up games to take to the Houston Arcade Show. I made arrangements to trade sweat equity for space on a truck to haul the games (financially a good decision, physically a different story). While loading the Joust, the lift gate bounced when it was about 3 feet off the ground and the Joust tumbled off. I managed to get one hand on it which spun it from falling on its side to full on frontal crash. Fearing the worst, I lifted what I thought were going to be the shattered remains of my Joust (the one I chased to Oklahoma for) only to find that my spinning it managed to cushion the crash enough to just cause some scuffing on the t-molding. When I plugged it in at the show, it not only came up without a glitch, but the crash must have "rejuvenated" the tube by knocking any crap out of the guns. The monitor looked great. I chalked it up to karma balancing out all the other stupid things I've done to games.

ken

**read the Xanth books ny Piers Anthony if you don't understand the reference ;)
 
My stupid rookie mistakes

My Darwin moments when I worked in the biz:

1) Delivering a 60" crane at a location, had a helper that day. Helper positioned the crane on the lift gate and I hit the button without checking the position. Back wheels still on truck game tips over and almost crushes me as it tumbles to the ground and shatters all over the customers parking lot.

2) Swapping a chassis on a F&F in a Movie Theater. Place packed with kids like locust, cant see much cause its dark, I mount the chassis and I'm having an issue mounting the Flyback cup. I stupidly started to feel around for the hole and stuck my finger inside. The shock knocked me back a few feet on my rear end made my right arm numb.

3) Working on an ICE pinnacle crane, finished up and locked the door. Drove 2 hours to my next location. I could not find my keys. Drove 2 hours back and discovered I left my keys inside the ICE cranes playfield. Had to call my co-worked to meet me and open the machine up (he was 3 hours away).

4) My most costly mistake. Collected one of our Wal*Mart locations, while loading my truck the collection bag fell over and spilled it's contents all over the parking lot and down the storm drain. I figured about $410.00 in the drain which I had to write a check for. Lesson learned, alway's seal collection bags.
 
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