Soup or monkey

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To quote an old proverb:

"Give a man soup, he eats for a day. Give a man a monkey, and one of those food carts to tie it to, and eats for a lifetime."

The answer is clear.

Now, if the poll was for a regular monkey, or one of those blue winged evil ones from the Wizard of Oz, THEN you've got yourself a poll.
 
I have a monkey but it often causes me a lot of problems in public. I could be walking down the street with my monkey and everything would be just fine. That's until a HOT chick passes by. My monkey will suddenly spring up and draw a lot of attention. He'll continue to act this way until I say "Bad Monkey" and spank him. I never have this problem with soup so choose wisely.

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Michael
 
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Ok, that does it!

No one votes for soup and gets away with it!


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I voted for soup but I can get away with it because I am the moderator of this forum.
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I guess it all really depends on the soup. What kind of soup are we talking about here?
 
Are those "Temple of Doom" references slipping in? I think it was chilled monkey brains for dessert, and eyeball soup! Gotta take the soup if it has peas in it! Everybody love PEAS! Go short n' round!!!
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I took it as a ToD reference, hence my reply. I think he was making the "monkey brains" thing into a soup, though, which would combine both...

no thanks
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This is rediculous, my test "Soup or Monkey" poll now has more replies than any other poll here.

We should probably put in some more actual arcade polls, such as "Best game to convert to Badlands!"
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I can't remember what I voted but if it were soup made from the "Soup Nazi" Sienfield reference then it would be soup.
 
If it's a girl monkey it can play with your
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without it feeling "weird" like it would with a boy monkey. And then later you can boil them like lobsters and serve them with lemon. So I'll go with soup since I don't want to go out and buy a pot big enough to hold a monkey. Unless it's a small baby monkey...
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mmmmmm.....
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oh! oh! or a super monkey that can crush cars that get in your way when your late.....
 
I read somewhere that it is concidered rude or bad fourm manners to bump a post more than ten days old. I am sure I have done it too but I am sure I had a good reason. Sometimes.
 
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If it's a girl monkey it can play with your without it feeling "weird" like it would with a boy monkey.

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I'm prety sure it would still feel weird :/
 
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