Ha! Reminds me of a space invaders I picked up last summer.. Girl was selling it to help pay her mortgage as her boyfriend had just up and left a few weeks prior. Can we say.. Um, smoking hot and 24 years old? Yeah, plus she had a drink in her hand when we showed up. Went to the cellar to grab the game, while down there we both see about 20 pairs of panties hanging on a line.. Now these are not your wife's underware but the kind she used to wear!
Dragged it up stairs and loaded it up.. She offered us a few beers, we accepted and hung out for a while. I'm married and can't lie well, so I stepped out to have a smoke on the porch.. After that I come back in to my buddy (insert fun language here) her on the couch. She notices and gives me the wave/nod.. I walk out the door.. Cause it's just not worth it..
Man, now that's one for my book.