So This Chick Calls Me About The Centipede...

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So this chick calls me about the Centipede I have for sale. She wants to come by and take a look. Asks me about delivery and after finding out where she lives (next city over), I agree to deliver if she buys.

Next she asks me, "So how far does the warranty go?"

My response: "About the garage door."

She's coming over at 9:30 to check it out for a gift for her husband or something...
 
Ive told them i will look at it if it fails but all sales final,I also show them what connectors to check in side the cab that make shake loose while in transit that way if they call the tech support is over the phone and they understand what im talking about.Ive had repeat client sales and refurals.Ed
 
Next she asks me, "So how far does the warranty go?"

My response: "About the garage door."

my vote for quote of the year. pretty priceless. at the gmc dealer i used to work at, we had the 50/50 warranty for the real shitboxes. 50 feet or 50 seconds, whichever comes first.
 
People make me laugh. We sold a game in perfect working condition to someone who 3 months later called us to repair it, FOR FREE, because it was having issues! I had to laugh, really, 3 months later you want free tech work.....
 
Welp, Centipede sold. She and her husband were late so I didn't deliver tonight, but tomorrow after work Centipede #2 is out the door...
 
My warrantyis like this:

I'll be happy to help you diagnose a problem via phone or email, and point you in the right direction. That's about it.

Most folks understand this stuff is as-is. Others need it spelled out. I've never had anyone call me, so I suppose nothing has ever broken.
 
I had one call once...

...and when I called him he'd figured it out. The edge connector came loose during transport.
 
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