so i almost put an axe to all my arcade games

I have only seen bits and pieces (thank God) playing at Jeff F's house during one of his get togethers. That was enough for me. :)
 
Only Got though 15 min of it..

I just tried watching this on 1channel.ch.... now there's only one thing to do.. Lm go get my chainsaw first.
 
Boooooooo!!! :aetsch:

Best arcade movie ever!

damnnnnnnn, this coming from my mentor.
just having some fun, enjoyed the ninnies and i have to admit i sat thru 47 minutes and after counting all the games and seeing i had most of them, twas enough!
 
I just finished watching it. The only part I didn't like was the ending. I do have a soft spot for 80's B flicks especially if there are tits, and arcade games.
 
If you don't grab a beer and enjoy this movie you suck. It's a shitty movie. It has arcade games in it. It has boobs. And tits too. Drink your beer and laugh (or not, it's a shitty movie remember?). It's not that serious.

I wanna watch it right now. I really just wanna drink some beer right now. So whatever...

Here's my review of Joysticks:

I loved this MOVIE! What A Classic 80's Cheese Fest!

Here's My Full Review Of Joysticks The Movie Below...

Classic Games In Movie = About 20
Boob Shots = 7 (Noice Was Right, too much nudity, at least that's what my Mom said...)
Nice Boobs In Boob Shots = 3
Times I Laughed = 2
Cool Jackets = 1
Cool Valley Girl Accents = 2
Farts = 6
Vans A Rockin' = 1
Dudes In Dresses = 1
Pink Panther Theme Played = 1
Cool Mini Bikes = 5
Pac Man Panties = 1
Scenes From The Hellcade = 1
Mini Pac Man's = 1
3 Foot Joysticks = 2
Phet's Nickname Spoken = 2 (Simba)
Movies Ripped Off = 1 (Animal House)
KLOV Members In The Movie = 1 (Noice as Eugene The Token Boy)
Actors Name's Recognized In The Ending Credits = 0
Beers It Took To Get Through It = 6
Minutes Of My Life Wasted = 80
Times I'll Watch It Again = 0
Name Of The Sequel = Trackballs
And the Oscar Goes To = Chick With The Hotdog Between Her Tits

And Finally, I give it 2 Tits Up!
 
I thought it was a pretty good movie, for what it was. It's not tryin' to be Shakespeare, folks.

If you don't grab a beer and enjoy this movie you suck. It's a shitty movie. It has arcade games in it. It has boobs. And tits too. Drink your beer and laugh (or not, it's a shitty movie remember?). It's not that serious.

I wanna watch it right now. I really just wanna drink some beer right now. So whatever...

Here's my review of Joysticks:

I loved this MOVIE! What A Classic 80's Cheese Fest!

Perfect! What's wrong with 80's B-movie Drive-in shlock?
ESPECIALLY if it involves classic arcade games?
 
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