rockin the KLOV at jury duty

Idiots here are wondering how i have signal.. i'm by a window! Morons.

There should be free wifi there. Make it a little nicer for jurors to be there and maybe they won't try so hard to get out of jury duty. I for one look forward to serving. Almost anything is better than work. Last time I was summoned in the mail, I wasn't required to show when I called the night before. :004_scry:
 
I'm stuck with a whole group of sheeple. They are talking abt how great ruths chris is. These are the same ppl who are too dumb to find signal for their phones....
 
This one dude hasn't shut up since he got here. We are all forced to know that he loves eggs, hates haggis, and sells generators. I should have brought earbuds.....
 
This one dude hasn't shut up since he got here. We are all forced to know that he loves eggs, hates haggis, and sells generators. I should have brought earbuds.....

I was sequestered once to be a potential juror after showing up for jury duty. We were locked in a room at the courthouse - roughly 90-100 of us. In front was a 19" television on a cart, and one would-be juror sitting directly by it, changing channels. He put it on Regis & Kathy Lee, and laughed uproariously at every moronic joke the co-hosts made. While laughing, he would look back to see if anyone else was laughing, as if to say, "Aren't they the funniest pair ever?"

I wanted to come up from behind him with a thin wire, pull it around his neck, yank and, while he gasped for air, calmly tell the next guy, "See what else is on."
 
I'm stuck with a whole group of sheeple. They are talking abt how great ruths chris is. These are the same ppl who are too dumb to find signal for their phones....

and these morons will decide a persons fate.....sad, I did this last year for 3 days...wait till they start asking very private details of your life under oath deciding if they want you to stay as a juror or not.
 
Yes! Someone else enjoying the Cecil county jury duty. Had it last year and it sucked. First day was for a murder trial. Got called back weds for about an hour. Got called in Friday for an hour. Never went to work and enjoyed a couple days off! Have fun in the room with all those nit wits!
 
I've heard that those presiding over the selection process have lately become militant and very aggressive towards people they think are trying to get out of jury duty by saying stuff to get themselves disqualified.

I'd love the opportunity to say some horrible stuff, be challenged, and respond with, "Are you willing to bet impartiality on the idea that I'm full of it? Go for it. Also, allow me to invoke my First Amendment right by saying that you're a ******* ***hole." :D
 
Just slide your hand slowly down inside the back of your pants....wait few seconds and then sniff your fingers. Casually announce to those standing near you..."I'm clean, that must be someone else." Nobody will trouble you the rest of the day.

It is also fun to then introduce yourself to the loud mouth of the group and try to shake his hand. Those who witnessed the earlier incident will be floored....tell the loud mouth....and this typically brings silence to the room.
 
Just look intently at your screen and exclaim, "Boom! Headshot!" every once in a while. See what kind of looks you get. :D

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The dude was found guilty. If I find a public posting of his court case I will link eet :D

what a waste of taxpayer dime. that case would never see a trial in ny. isnt there any crime there? if you want to get out of jury duty, just tell the DA you truly believe in jury nullification, wiki:

jury nullification is a constitutional doctrine which allows juries to acquit criminal defendants who are technically guilty, but who do not deserve punishment. It occurs in a trial when a jury reaches a verdict contrary to the judge's instructions as to the law.

A jury verdict contrary to the letter of the law pertains only to the particular case before it. If a pattern of acquittals develops, however, in response to repeated attempts to prosecute a statutory offence, this can have the de facto effect of invalidating the statute. A pattern of jury nullification may indicate public opposition to an unwanted legislative enactment.

usually works for me. i would rather be at work then in these nasty, dirty courts in ny wasting my day away. they treat you like garbage.glad you convicted that sob disturbing the peace..lol
 
Uggh Just got out of jury duty yesterday myself.

Basically spent all day sitting in a big room completely bored out
of my skull. At least they did have free wifi so I was able to get
some work done for work. And a bit of surfing.

They called up three jury panels and the computer randomly selected
people.. I got lucky.. never got selected.
 
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