You COULD make a killer coffee table out of it. Remove and clean up the pf, attach flat wooden sides to it (6" or taller), add the siderails (cut off the top ends) and the lockdown bar at one end. Add a second lockdown bar at the to end. Attach legs (you can get them pre-made at many hardware stores) and you have a really nice glass-top coffee table. Best bet is to also drill and mount the plunger and flipper buttons. Go crazy and wire the pf lights in parallel, and add a transformer to light it up!
(I did this with a salvaged Galaxy pf and it is a killer glass-top coffee table!)
You can still submit the rest of the pin to a destructive experience.