Pinball funny - real life blonde joke

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So I was at Ground Kontrol playing pins one night with my wife. As i was waiting my turn I see these two smoking hot blondes walk into the area. I'm married not dead and my wife knows and expects me to look "which I did".
Anyways I send my wife down stairs to grab a couple more beers. While I'm waiting I decide to play a round of Funhouse. Well right next to Funhouse is Stargate. Earlier that night my wife had played that pin to find out the lower right hand flipper was dead.
Well low and behold one of the smoking hot blondes comes over and starts playing Stargate. After a couple dollars were put in "I forgot that it was broken" I hear her tell her friend, "Oh my god - I suck so bad teee heee heee."
I leaned over and said, "Did you notice that flipper right there doesn't work?" She got embarrased and walked away. Freaking hilarious.
Made me want to call my oldest daughter and tell her I finally met a blonde that was a bigger dumb dumb than she is. :D
 
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