Patrick Willis Facts...

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Hilarious!

From http://www.ninersnation.com/2008/1/9/13329/56440:

# Patrick Willis once sacked the quarterback before the ball was snapped. He was not offsides.

# Patrick Willis wears pads and a helmet because it is mandated by the league rules. Everyone else in the NFL wears pads and a helmet because of Patrick Willis.

# Patrick Willis once returned a fumble and an interception for a touchdown on the same play.

# Patrick Willis likes his eggs sunny side up, with salt, pepper, and ground wide receiver.

# Chances are, at some point in your life, you have, or will be tackled by Patrick Willis.

# It has been said that Barry Bonds once hit a homerun and the ball never landed. This is not true. The story has been confused with that of the time that Patrick Willis once hit a running back, who never landed.

# Patrick Willis once tackled a running back simply by looking at him.

# Patrick Willis tackled the Virgin Mary and Jesus was born.

# Patrick Willis knows exactly where in the world Carmen San Diego is...because he dropped her ass for a 5 yard loss.

# Patrick Willis wasnt the eleventh pick of the draft, he was the first...TWICE.

# The NFL has renamed the "injury list" to "Hotel Willis"

# For his workouts, Patrick Willis bench presses Larry Allen.

# On draft day, commissioner Goodell offered his hand in congratulations. Instead, Patrick Willis tackled him through the podium.

# If Patrick Willis and Chuck Norris were in a room at the same time it would prematurely cause the second coming of Christ.

# Patrick Willis plays Linebacker, because if he played running back he would still get tackled by Patrick Willis.

# Football is like a one man cold to Patrick Willis, he's the only one catching it, he's the only one coming down with it.

# When Patrick Willis was born, he was already flagged for unnecessary roughness.

# Patrick Willis is immortal, solely because the grim reaper is scared to get tackled by him.
 
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Is he your brother or boyfriend or something?

Elvis Dumerville is the man! YOUR 49ER GUY IS A CHUMP!


GO BRONCOS!

Patrick Willis is a chump? Um...have you seen him play?

By the way, you spelled Elvis Dumervil wrong and, if you've read the news, he's not playing much nowadays: "On August 4, 2010, Dumervil suffered a torn pectoral muscle during practice that is expected to keep him on the sideline for most, and possibly all, of the 2010 season." Sounds like a fragile guy to me.

Let's compare stats and accomplishments:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Dumervil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Willis

You tell me who is the chump. :)
 
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