Old Members - UGH

Old is when you when you start loosing your hair.
Old is when you have gray hairs down below.
Old is when you have a cute peice of fluff hit on you and growl to make it run away.
Old is when you see people do stupid stuff and instead of joining in you reach for popcorn.
Old is when you speak and people's eyes glaze over.
Old is when part of socializing is putting up with young people foolish games.
Old is when you see a gamers who think they can program.
Old is when you see lazy people who dont want to search for an answer and you just do not care to give them a hand.
Old is knowing social media is an addiction and having real friends who put up with you are the best.
Old is knowing that your annoying but are too old to care.
Old is when you hear people complaining and than don't do anything to fix it.
Old is talking about battle scars to others
Old is talking about way too many dead friends.
Old is when you know your posted message is way way too long but you post anyway to aggravate the young kids.
Old is when you come across a 65 year old and pat them on the head and call them kid.

Laughs.

You call that drinking? I got stuff that can use as mower fuel and paint remover

Toast!
 
Old is when you remember.........
Learning about WWII from your grandfather and his friends.
Making a phone call from a rotary phone hung on the wall. With a number you had stored in your head.
Going to the drug store to use the tube tester and buy a new tube.
Having buddies over to watch color TV on the Heathkit set your dad put together.
Watching man land on the moon in school.
Waiting 3 hours in line to get 10 gallons of gas. That goes real far in a '70 Road Runner.
 
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