Official Tron Guy Month

I've read about this guy.

I expected him to be a lot more annoying. He's not, though.
 
I wonder how much he gets paid for putting that outfit on at appearances.

Phet, are you having a b-day party anytime soon?

blowjob-day party? You're thinking of Fritz. BTB, there's no cover at the door this year. Looks like TRON Guy's outfit would prevent him from enjoying Fritz's hospitality anyway. Poor fellow.
 
Surely there is some sort of velcro secured tear-away cameltoe panel?

Sadly no. It's actually a riveted on, electrified camel-toe plate. There is a catheter tube made from EL wire that runs out of it though. Maybe there would be a way to use that to his advantage.
 
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