Most Obscure Under Appreciated Badass...

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In video game history?

Haggar, from Final Fight.

The gentleman is fucking huge, wears suspenders (or whatever that thing is) with no shirt, headbutts, and jumping pile-drives people, crushes cars with his bare hands, and will fuck you if you try fucking with him.

The dude is a Man among boys, period. When it comes to any other video game characters, the rest pale in comparison.

If Haggar was living with us 2000 years ago, we would all be his bitch. We would be chained up with dog collars to his back fence, and would do nothing but pray that he comes home in a good mood. Haggar is the rare instance of Warrior bloodlines. Vikings fucked Vikings for generations and the end result was this man. Oh, and his 'stache, and curl of his hair is fucking awesome too.

Lets all sing out praises for Haggar.

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In video game history?

Haggar, from Final Fight.

The gentleman is fucking huge, wears suspenders (or whatever that thing is) with no shirt, headbutts, and jumping pile-drives people, crushes cars with his bare hands, and will fuck you if you try fucking with him.

The dude is a Man among boys, period. When it comes to any other video game characters, the rest pale in comparison.

If Haggar was living with us 2000 years ago, we would all be his bitch. We would be chained up with dog collars to his back fence, and would do nothing but pray that he comes home in a good mood. Haggar is the rare instance of Warrior bloodlines. Vikings fucked Vikings for generations and the end result was this man. Oh, and his 'stache, and curl of his hair is fucking awesome too.

Lets all sing out praises for Haggar.

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LOL love the screenshot from the SNES version where they had to censor it all to hell. Haggar was who I used to use all the time playing the SNES version, but honestly, that was because they left out Guy.
 
The man was a fucking monster. When that dude spun around like the shining blades of an attack helicopter and bitch slapped anyone within 10 feet of his chiseled features, people not already unconscious or dead stood up and took notice. If Haggar's coming for you, you run, you don't walk. He'll still catch and fuck you, but hey, at least you tried.
 
The man was a fucking monster. When that dude spun around like the shining blades of an attack helicopter and bitch slapped anyone within 10 feet of his chiseled features, people not already unconscious or dead stood up and took notice. If Haggar's coming for you, you run, you don't walk. He'll still catch and fuck you, but hey, at least you tried.

So who does the stroking first? Or do you and Jow help each other at the same time?
 
So who does the stroking first? Or do you and Jow help each other at the same time?

Your jealousy is showing again. Do I need to get Haggar out on the next flight to PA? There will be some extra 4th of July fireworks, for sure. He will fuck your world up.
 
So who does the stroking first? Or do you and Jow help each other at the same time?

WTF are you talking about? Get your gay talk out of this thread before Haggar hears it. If he does, the man will find you, beat you to a pulp and then get you pregnant. Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
Your jealousy is showing again. Do I need to get Haggar out on the next flight to PA? There will be some extra 4th of July fireworks, for sure. He will fuck your world up.

WTF are you talking about? Get your gay talk out of this thread before Haggar hears it. If he does, the man will find you, beat you to a pulp and then get you pregnant. Don't say I didn't warn you.

So, you stroke each other at the same time then?

Just curious, how is Haggar under appreciated? Now, Raiden from Mortal Kombat- there's under appreciated for ya...
 
Just curious, how is Haggar under appreciated? Now, Raiden from Mortal Kombat- there's under appreciated for ya...

Haggar would take Raiden's lightning bolts and sodomize him with them. Raiden he says. Haggar laughs at your mention of that pussies name.
 
before Haggar hears it. If he does, the man will find you, beat you to a pulp and then get you pregnant. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Yeah, here's a photo of him today. I wouldn't mess with him. The years haven't been kind to him. :)

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Haggar would take Raiden's lightning bolts and sodomize him with them. Raiden he says. Haggar laughs at your mention of that pussies name.

I hate to say it, but Raiden would fry Haggars ass. Haggar's too slow to catch Raiden as he teleports behind him.
 
I hate to say it, but Raiden would fry Haggars ass. Haggar's too slow to catch Raiden as he teleports behind him.

You know why Raiden has no eyes right? Haggar gouged them out, and skull fucked him. I wont even mention why Raiden needs to wear that funny hat....
 
The only other unappreciated badass that would still be alive after a fight with Haggar would be E. Honda from Streetfighter II. That fat bastard's many handed slap and six pack gut could keep Haggar in check.

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He posts a stop sign with a smiley face. Haggar actually uses stop signs for cleanup after his jerko sessions.
 
Do Super Heroes count? Cuz Colossus (under appreciated for sure) from the X-Men would make Haggar cry like the puny, little bitch he was before he was injecting steroids every hour.
 
You forgot the best part of Haggar. HE WAS THE FUCKING MAYOR!

So not only was he bad-ass, he was in charge of the whole damn city. He could get your trash pickup stopped and things like that if he really wanted to.
 
Here he is also kicking ass in a wrestling ring.

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Notice how in all three pictures, Haggar still has the most life bar left. In the third picture, where he's actually been damaged, it's because he got drunk before the match.
 
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