Meet Jack. New drinking buddy!!

Going to hit up an estate sale tomorrow, and hopefully they have a reasonable price on this neon and maybe the Oly light

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(Black Label can fuck right off... bad memories of drinking campfire warm ones as a high schooler)
 
Instantly 80% less creepy now that it's not naked.

Also watching the game, but rooting for Calgary.
 
Decades ago I was at a bar with a friend who said some guy at the other side was staring at him. You could barely see the guy in the poor light. I told him "big deal" and to let it alone. He finally decides he has had enough and heads over to straighten the guy out. He gets over there and immediately comes right back. He says "don't you say a f___ing word!".
Turns out it was a Super Dave Osborne dummy. :ROFLMAO:
 
I thought that was a Terminator head on Jack, but nope, not with those sequins.
I thought the same thing before I clicked on the thumbnail.

Once I clicked on it I though his new name should be Disco Jack. Jill in my opinion doesn't look all that impressed with Disco Jack's shinny new head.
 
I thought the same thing before I clicked on the thumbnail.

Once I clicked on it I though his new name should be Disco Jack. Jill in my opinion doesn't look all that impressed with Disco Jack's shinny new head.
Indeed.

Rather than just the head, maybe he should jettison Jill and get JILL instead?

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Plusses: $150 and it's yours.
Easier to pose and dress.
More "lifelike" skin (not manniquin-crete)
Minuses: Will make the Mrs. eyebrows probably scrape the second floor with a WTFWYT question.

Nevermind - bad idea.
 
Meet Jack. He needs some clothes and a head but otherwise a great drinking buddy. My wife doesn't like me drinking alone. Well I will never be drinking alone in Short Circuit Arcade again. Haha.

I think I will get a styrofoam head and some different masks. Drink with someone new every night. Next... On the lookout for a Jill.

Am I crazy? Probably.

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Forget the head and masks. Get him some pants.
 
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