Ok, I took a look at it again tonight. Someone PM'd me and told me to check and see if there was an LED lit on the monitor chassis when turned on. Nope. Only one lit LED on the main PCB.
I took the PCB out just to look at it, and discovered some bad news. On the borrom side of the PCB / non-component side, near a section marked "3" - some traces have been scratched away
very badly.
Then, after flipping back over to the component side, I looked all around for a broken cap, or resistor... And saw that a chip (IC?) near the reset button (second above the crystal) looks like it either exploded, or some dumbass like me hit it with a soldering gun. The chip is a Texas Instruments "SN74LS161AN" / 7932A. Something is
definitely wrong there!!!
I wish I knew where my camera was, so I could take a picture. Argh.
Brien / anyone: Would putting my working cocktail asteroids PCB into this machine be a bad or good idea? Are they even compatible? I'm assuming they are, come to think of it, we tested it on Brien's upright machine.
I think I'll try that next to see if it's the PCB, unless someone tells me to stop because it's a dumb idea.