Rofl and they added in the good old "no lowballers"...
Typically I love ads like this until I read the "no lowballers" part. Ads like this mean the person does not know what they've got so I can probably get it cheap and no pictures in the ad? Even better as that usually deters most other buyers so I can actually have a chance at it.
Classic! It's really nice, it doesn't work but the picture something is broke but I don't know, make me an offer because I don't know what it's worth but don't lowball me...... All it was missing was "these sell for $3700 on eBay".