It’s not even April Fools Day…..

Oh come on, they at least went to some effort with the boxes and labels and everything.

Is only available in the UK?
 
Proof that the current owners of the Atari name will license it for anything.

Everything that meant something to our childhoods has to have its name ruined by some company that buys it and runs it into the ground.

Every movie, toy, piece of nostalgia. We can't just let good things be. Someone has to come along and turn it into shit, to suck the remaining dollars out of it.
 
wait, so this isn't just a lol joke haha internet meme. this is real 😑 their cringe attempt to grab a few remaining loose, shameless bucks from the aging Gen-X market

at this point, why the hell not. the bar cannot be any lower.
wake me up when the Atari suppositories or that spray people use in the toilet after taking a heinous shit hits the shelves
 
Buy five bottles and get a free pair of Atari underwear. You'll need it. :poop:

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Proof that the current owners of the Atari name will license it for anything.

Everything that meant something to our childhoods has to have its name ruined by some company that buys it and runs it into the ground.

Every movie, toy, piece of nostalgia. We can't just let good things be. Someone has to come along and turn it into shit, to suck the remaining dollars out of it.

Don't you want to discover what you and Atari sauce can do??
 
Imagine the ccollaborative branding possibilities with Johnny Cash!
I always wonder why he didn't have a REALLY HOT hot sauce, more focused on the exit-

Ring of Fire
 
First they came for my Donkey Kong score....Then questioned my perfect pac-man...but now you want to go toe to toe with Americas Hot Sauce Arcade King? Ok. Allow me to reintroduce myself.....

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