Imagine if Chuck Norris was a Arcade Character

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If chuck norris was jumpman Donkey punch would take on a whole new meaning.

If chuck norris was in the game mortal kombat, his finishing move wouldn't be necessary, any character would already be a dead man.


Those aren't really good, but I think some of you could do much better.
 
Before the boogy man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
 
If pacman were chuck norris the ghosts would call in sick.

If Chuck Norris was in punch out there would be only one button. ROUNDHOUSE DEATH BLOW TO THE FACE.

From now on all high scores belong to chuck norris. Anyone who has another opinon can take it up with the fist of chuck norris.
 
If pacman were chuck norris the ghosts would call in sick.

Now come on. We all know that if Pacman were Chuck Norris, he would be able to bust into that box in the middle of the maze... or at least, have infinity power pellet time AND be able to go in that box.

The oldest spawn camp ever!
 
Chuck Norris is responsible for Michael Jackson singing heeeee heeeeee.
He always grabbed his crotch to make sure his balls didn't go back up into his throat from the Norris Damage X10 move. But Michael still ended up with his own video game and Chuck Norris got jack.
 
Chuck Norris is the only True King of Kong. The game surrendered when he approached it.

Bagman would have been named giant scrotum man if the main character was chuck norris. I may have crossed the line on that one.

One of my students got my mind on this by telling me that...
Chuck Norrris shot the sheriff and roundhouse kicked the deputy. I doubt he'd ever seen a chuck norris movie.
 
Sheree Wilson was on TMZ today and they asked her if she knew any Chuck Norris jokes and she told this one:

DA Cayhill said:
Chuck Norris is so tough his tears can cure cancer.

Only... Chuck Norris can't cry.
 
I always liked:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris...
 
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run all the way around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head.
 
If Chuck Norris was in Frogger, the cars would be avoiding him .

Nice one.

If chuck norris was in frogger those alligators would know bettter than to open their mouths...

If chuck norris was in frogger he wouldn't have to move all the female frogs would come straight to him.
 
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Under the beard of chuck norris is just another fist.
 
Sheree Wilson was on TMZ today and they asked her if she knew any Chuck Norris jokes and she told this one:

my favorites are:

There's no Theory of evolution, Just the animals that chuck norris allows to live.

Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet, the loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"[/FONT]
 
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