If your Arcade games could talk, what would they say?

"play me"
"turn me on"
"wiggle my joystick"
"push my buttons"
"clean me out"
"i need some love"
"something stinks in here"
"insert quarter"
"game over"
 
Ms. Pacman - "Get your fingers out of my coin box"

Dance Dance Revolution - "Ugh, you again fatty"

Exidy Venture - "Thats my joystick, not a sex toy"

Dragon's Lair - "You just haaaad to have me, yet you never play me"

Robotron - "Why is your grip strength stronger in your left hand"
 
Mine already does. She says "Ohhh", "Ahhh" and "Try me again" in a sexy voice.


Xenon
 
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