If you were to name a video game

THX-1138

drop the nuclear rod incorrectly, you are injected by the coin door prod
think impure thoughts, you get electrocuted through the control panel
break your concentration... take four red capsules. In 10 minutes, take two more. Help is on the way.
 
Shitfinger

Not sure what it would be about, but it has a nice rude ring to it. Wipe your ass and keep your hand clean? Power up with a bidet?
 
"Inside a Missile Command"

Picture this: you're 14 years old. It's 1982. Long before your brother would take possession of Atari's iconic cabinet and somehow lose it. Your dad just shelled out the $3,200 asking price for it. You're small enough to fit inside, even with a perfectly aligned G07 attached to a factory new, burn free CRT. No Bestech yet. No K7000. You're living the G07 dream, baby…all snug next to the giant PCB, the monitor frame, the AR-II, and the transformer block. Life is safe. Secure. No mutes to go around yet…

You go in and out with the power off until you randomly have to deal with fitting inside with the power on, careful not to touch the anode cup or the live line filter in the cabinet among other items.

After a few rounds, you make it to 43 years later where you will find an internet forum dedicated to the preservation of such games like the one you routinely inhabited. You win ONLY when you've bought a chassis from every member, put it into a Missile Command, and it's perfectly aligned and you don't blow yourself up PLUS you have to mute as many members of the forum as possible during the life. Rinse and repeat until all lives are lost. Should've been alive back then to design games.
 
"Inside a Missile Command"

Picture this: you're 14 years old. It's 1982. Long before your brother would take possession of Atari's iconic cabinet and somehow lose it. Your dad just shelled out the $3,200 asking price for it. You're small enough to fit inside, even with a perfectly aligned G07 attached to a factory new, burn free CRT. No Bestech yet. No K7000. You're living the G07 dream, baby…all snug next to the giant PCB, the monitor frame, the AR-II, and the transformer block. Life is safe. Secure. No mutes to go around yet…

You go in and out with the power off until you randomly have to deal with fitting inside with the power on, careful not to touch the anode cup or the live line filter in the cabinet among other items.

After a few rounds, you make it to 43 years later where you will find an internet forum dedicated to the preservation of such games like the one you routinely inhabited. You win ONLY when you've bought a chassis from every member, put it into a Missile Command, and it's perfectly aligned and you don't blow yourself up PLUS you have to mute as many members of the forum as possible during the life. Rinse and repeat until all lives are lost. Should've been alive back then to design games.
I would smash the chassis of that game
 
Space Hog

This could be Pooyan in space or a sequel to Space Ace. Either way it has a double meaning. 😬 You might say that we all own it right now!
 
Dammit. Of course this glorious artwork appears after I'm no longer at my sticker job perk employment. :(
 
"Inside a Missile Command"

Picture this: you're 14 years old. It's 1982. Long before your brother would take possession of Atari's iconic cabinet and somehow lose it. Your dad just shelled out the $3,200 asking price for it. You're small enough to fit inside, even with a perfectly aligned G07 attached to a factory new, burn free CRT. No Bestech yet. No K7000. You're living the G07 dream, baby…all snug next to the giant PCB, the monitor frame, the AR-II, and the transformer block. Life is safe. Secure. No mutes to go around yet…

You go in and out with the power off until you randomly have to deal with fitting inside with the power on, careful not to touch the anode cup or the live line filter in the cabinet among other items.

After a few rounds, you make it to 43 years later where you will find an internet forum dedicated to the preservation of such games like the one you routinely inhabited. You win ONLY when you've bought a chassis from every member, put it into a Missile Command, and it's perfectly aligned and you don't blow yourself up PLUS you have to mute as many members of the forum as possible during the life. Rinse and repeat until all lives are lost. Should've been alive back then to design games.
Exactly. The K7000 went out for repairs already
 
"Inside a Missile Command"

Picture this: you're 14 years old. It's 1982. Long before your brother would take possession of Atari's iconic cabinet and somehow lose it. Your dad just shelled out the $3,200 asking price for it. You're small enough to fit inside, even with a perfectly aligned G07 attached to a factory new, burn free CRT. No Bestech yet. No K7000. You're living the G07 dream, baby…all snug next to the giant PCB, the monitor frame, the AR-II, and the transformer block. Life is safe. Secure. No mutes to go around yet…

You go in and out with the power off until you randomly have to deal with fitting inside with the power on, careful not to touch the anode cup or the live line filter in the cabinet among other items.

After a few rounds, you make it to 43 years later where you will find an internet forum dedicated to the preservation of such games like the one you routinely inhabited. You win ONLY when you've bought a chassis from every member, put it into a Missile Command, and it's perfectly aligned and you don't blow yourself up PLUS you have to mute as many members of the forum as possible during the life. Rinse and repeat until all lives are lost. Should've been alive back then to design games.
It was 3600.00 new in the box!!!!! And it had a Go7 like none other . Better quality then the rest
 
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