I think I'm cursed

GhostyDevil

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Well just got my u2000 chassis back from getting recapped and rebuilt. Put it back in, fired it up and had no reds. So I messed with the red drive a little then reds came in. So I though all was well. Went to turn down the contrast a little using the remote adjustment board, moved it an asshair and it started to go dimmer and dimmer until it went black...aarrrgghhh. I think there's a damn ghost in the machine that will NOT let me play it!!
Questions-

1.Anyone ever have a remote board cause a problem with the screen?
2.Ever feel like giving up on a machine?
3.Toilet paper on the roller under or over?
 
u2000 chassis back

Those three words are enough to give me shudders. I never want to see a u2000 chassis come back from anywhere. Ever.

But, in any event, it's not *you* that's cursed. It's that chassis. And it's brother, the u5000. They were both walking along the monitor factory one day, when they came across this weird looking old woman with a broom. They started taunting her, kicked over her broom, and threw capacitors at her. Turns out, it was just the cleaning lady. But her sister was a witch, and she cursed the two chassis to live out a life of endless failure.

-Ian
 
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