How do you get a woman to autograph her own cleavage?

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How do you get a woman to autograph her own cleavage?

Bring your own red paint pen.

Earlier today I was sitting here answering a few monitor tech questions, and sorting through arcade parts in the office. An email popped up from the local pinball group saying that Elvira was going to be in Kirkland Washington (roughly 40 miles south of me) signing autographs from 4:30 to 9 pm. I called the wife at work, and she said that we have to go get our Elvira and the Party Monsters translite signed.

We hopped in the car and headed down to the place, only to stand in line for about 2 1/2 hours. We got to meet Elvira, and she signed our translite and game topper.

Sometimes it's the simple things in life that bring a smile to your face.

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She still looks good for being 59. Very cool.

I always liked her "non-Elvira" look better:

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She's got a nice damn body for being in her 90's. Really though I always heard she was a class act. I'll tell you another thing, she put THE TOUCH on that autograph, it's perfect, in the perfect spot, and just made your pinball machine a collectors item.
 
She was at Halloween Express signing autographs as a promo gig for them.

She chose the spot on the translite. I can't think of a more appropriate place for her autograph on the translite.
 
Yours is much better than this one... She did hook you up, and the red pen was a good idea.



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