How do they know what my Garage smells like?

Wonder what the "teen spirit" one smells like, maybe it's like on Family Guy, Starburst and Bubblegum?
 
Wonder what the "teen spirit" one smells like, maybe it's like on Family Guy, Starburst and Bubblegum?


◦Retro Arcade: Candy, pizza, and a pocket full of quarters
◦Middle Earth: Grass, rolling farmland, and bright blue sky
◦Teen Spirit: Your high school deodorant, in your parents' bathroom
◦Space: Ozone and hope for a peaceful federation
 
◦Retro Arcade: b.o. and weed.
◦Middle Earth: hobbit ass.
◦Teen Spirit: unwashed hair and unemployment.
◦Space: smells like nothing.
 
To me, a retro arcade smells like old metal, stale pot smoke, rotting wood, and ozone.
 
Before or after you clean it?

Most of the time, After. It's not just the stale weed/wood smell... A lot of the older games were in places that allowed cigarette smoking. It took me several months to get the smell of cigarettes out of my Twilight Zone pin.

Hell, I'm a smoker and the smell even bothered me!

However, I love the smell of ozone and metal. :)
 
They need one that smells like CAX;)

or Magfest!



They already have it: http://www.liquidass.com/

"Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. "
 
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