JamBurglar
Well-known member
I let my friends play for free for several hours, then I say "Hey guys! Did everyone have a great time? Yeah? Awesome! Well, I've got some mulch out back and I bet we can all get my yard mulched in an hour."
If someone tries to leave then I give them a guilt trip and say "Oh, well you didn't have any problem playing my games for free but when it comes to helping your friends I see you're a real asshole!" Then I start waiving around the AK-47 I use for my game pick ups (you've got to be strapped when picking up games these days.) Point being, I want my fucking yard mulched and I will kill a motherfucker!!!!!!
Hey, anyone up for a FREE arcade party at my place???
If someone tries to leave then I give them a guilt trip and say "Oh, well you didn't have any problem playing my games for free but when it comes to helping your friends I see you're a real asshole!" Then I start waiving around the AK-47 I use for my game pick ups (you've got to be strapped when picking up games these days.) Point being, I want my fucking yard mulched and I will kill a motherfucker!!!!!!
Hey, anyone up for a FREE arcade party at my place???


