Hilarious shenanigans on ebay...

AlkalineJay

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So, I stumbled upon this on ebay today. Anyone here involved in this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Midway-Mortal-K...903?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item336148e77f

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Q: How much is this item? I don't see a price. Does it work? I'd like to get it for my grandparents as an anniversary gift. How many cats could fit inside this cabinet?


A: It is $175 or best offer. Item is non-working. Your grandparents will love this item. My grandmother has one JUST like it and she gets tons of compliments from her friends in her quilting club. They are sooo jealous. As far as your question about cats go - that's a hard one. Do you want the cats to each have their own living quarters - like bunk beds, or are you inquiring to find out volume of the unit per cubic cat (ie stacked one on top of the other)? If you wanted a tiered favela-type structre, then you're limited to probably about 8 cats. However, if we can just stack carcasses ontop of each other, then probably upwards of 35-40. I hope I answered your questions favorably.
 
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"However, if we can just stack carcasses ontop of each other, then probably upwards of 35-40."
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Boy, that's funny!
 
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Q: How much is this item? I don't see a price. Does it work? I'd like to get it for my grandparents as an anniversary gift. How many cats could fit inside this cabinet?

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Plus one to the seller! He calmly and respectfully returned the person's absurd questions with even more off the wall answers. Wish it was local. Good price and I need a home for my working MK stuff.
 
So, I stumbled upon this on ebay today. Anyone here involved in this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Midway-Mortal-K...903?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item336148e77f

Question & Answer Answered On

Q: How much is this item? I don't see a price. Does it work? I'd like to get it for my grandparents as an anniversary gift. How many cats could fit inside this cabinet?


A: It is $175 or best offer. Item is non-working. Your grandparents will love this item. My grandmother has one JUST like it and she gets tons of compliments from her friends in her quilting club. They are sooo jealous. As far as your question about cats go - that's a hard one. Do you want the cats to each have their own living quarters - like bunk beds, or are you inquiring to find out volume of the unit per cubic cat (ie stacked one on top of the other)? If you wanted a tiered favela-type structre, then you're limited to probably about 8 cats. However, if we can just stack carcasses ontop of each other, then probably upwards of 35-40. I hope I answered your questions favorably.


Nice one! Nothing like a smart-ass answer to a troll!
 
Yeah, I needed a good laugh, thanks for sharing. I have to ask though, why does it look like I'm seeing a dedicated MK with conversion artwork?
 
Hahaha. Someone just clued me in that my ebay response became somebody's signature. Too funny. Glad you guys enjoyed my response as much as I enjoyed sending it. Honestly, wtf was the buyer smoking?!
 
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