I said screw it and bought a Wellon VP-190 this morning. Not sure it will do everything I need but I got a good deal on it so I couldn't resist.
FEATURES:
Dimension:115*79*18mm,weight:130g.
40 Pin ZIF socket pin-drivers.
Interface with LAPTOP, PC, PS/2 or compatibles through USB port
Accepts standard file formats: JEDEC, INTEL (Extended) HEX, Motorola S record
Manages 16 and 32-bit word split (Set Programming)
Support most compiler in JEDEC format including ABEL, CUPL, PALASM, TANGO PLD, OrCAD PLD, PLD Designer and ISDATA
Features Test Vector capability and multiarray fuse map editor
Test TTL/CMOS logic ICs
Optimum programming for each individual device
Automaticly Identifies the manufacturer and type of E(E)PROMs, Auto identifies TTL/CMOS logic IC
Device insertion and poor-pin-contact check
Support 1.5v Low voltage devices
Not need exterior adapter for mostly devices.
Universal DIP, PLCC, QFP, TSOP, PSOP, SOIC, SSOP, SDIP adapters ( Up to 44 pins)
Auto-run mode starts programming automatically upon detection of chip insertion
Supports WindowsXP/Vista/ Windows 7 (32bit and 64bit)
Supports seven languages,such as Chinese(Simplified),Chinese(Traditional),English,Korean,Poland,Italian,Portuguese and Dutch.
DEVICE SUPPORT: VIEW
PROM: N/CMOS E(E)PROM, SeriesE(E)PROM, and FLASH Memory
PLD: CPLD, EPLD, GAL,PEEL,PALCE and more
Microcontroller: Atmel, Intel, Microchip, etc.
IC TEST:
TTL (74 series), CMOS (40/45 series) Logic IC
SRAM (2114, 6116 ...) memory device