Has anyone else seen this.....

I like the artwork except for one critical mistake... why does everyone always use the shitty "young" CGI Yoda for artwork on these? My god, if you're going to put Yoda on some sideart, atleast use the REAL Yoda.
 
Am I the only one wondering how the #%$& this is gonna fit through a standard doorway? Sorta limits the amount of buyers that can take delivery. Nice to see someone making a payday for themselves off of unlicensed artwork.

* It needs more lighted buttons.

* Glad there's no coin door, who would want authentic stuff like that.

* I always wanted my 4:3 classic games in modern 16:9 format, proper display ratio be damned.


Correction: Those snazzy lighted buttons are not included in the auction -- they're extra! Oh man! Thought four grand would cover that, guess they use expensive ones. But hey! You can get the marquee customized at no additional cost. Just think... "Thompson's Arcade" or similar! Call it what you want! Customized for YOU! What a bargain.
 
That's no moon... But it's too big to be a space station.

The fact that there are three of them in existence is quite scary...

What on earth were they thinking with that hideous monstrosity?

-Ian
 
If a guy did have that in his basement the good news is that the control panel does look big enough, with enough separation between the joysticks that sex could be had on that machine....:)
 
If a guy did have that in his basement the good news is that the control panel does look big enough, with enough separation between the joysticks that sex could be had on that machine....:)

The only woman who'd be willing to have sex on that machine - or have sex with someone who owned it - would come with a vinyl patch kit.
 
Women you'd hope to attract:

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Actual Reality:

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But really, as long as you are humble and don't make a big deal over your games constantly, most women think it's pretty neat having arcade machines.
 
I like the artwork except for one critical mistake... why does everyone always use the shitty "young" CGI Yoda for artwork on these? My god, if you're going to put Yoda on some sideart, atleast use the REAL Yoda.

That and a way too busy marquee. Make it something you can actually read from a distance.
 
But really, as long as you are humble and don't make a big deal over your games constantly, most women think it's pretty neat having arcade machines.

I see.

Where do these women live, and would it be possible to use Richard Branson's spaceship to visit them? :D
 
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