Halloween decorations.

It's time we finally address what no one wants to talk about:


Those "innocent" plastic pumpkins your grandma put on her porch in 1987?
Yeah. Tools of ancient pagan chaos magic.


Those cheerful little ghosts with lightbulbs in their butts?
Try spiritual conduits for Beelzebub himself. 👻💡


You think you're decorating for Halloween?
Wrong. You're summoning seasonal demons with every plug-in skeleton and glow-in-the-dark black cat.


Let's connect the dots:
🧩 Pumpkins = ancient pagan symbols of harvest sacrifice.
🧩 Light inside pumpkin = guiding spirits through the veil = literal ghost GPS.
🧩 Blow mold plastic = petrochemical tribute to the underworld.
🧩 The 80s = peak Satanic Panic. Coincidence? Wake up.


Next time you dust off your vintage Dracula with the orange cord from the attic, ask yourself:
"Is this nostalgia… or necromancy?"


Stay safe this Halloween.
And remember: just because it's smiling, doesn't mean it's not possessed.
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It's time we finally address what no one wants to talk about:


Those "innocent" plastic pumpkins your grandma put on her porch in 1987?
Yeah. Tools of ancient pagan chaos magic.


Those cheerful little ghosts with lightbulbs in their butts?
Try spiritual conduits for Beelzebub himself. 👻💡


You think you're decorating for Halloween?
Wrong. You're summoning seasonal demons with every plug-in skeleton and glow-in-the-dark black cat.


Let's connect the dots:
🧩 Pumpkins = ancient pagan symbols of harvest sacrifice.
🧩 Light inside pumpkin = guiding spirits through the veil = literal ghost GPS.
🧩 Blow mold plastic = petrochemical tribute to the underworld.
🧩 The 80s = peak Satanic Panic. Coincidence? Wake up.


Next time you dust off your vintage Dracula with the orange cord from the attic, ask yourself:
"Is this nostalgia… or necromancy?"


Stay safe this Halloween.
And remember: just because it's smiling, doesn't mean it's not possessed.


 
I WISH ATARI HAD MADE THE CLASSIC ATARI 2600 GAME "HAUNTED HOUSE" IN AN ARCADE CABINET. I WOULD HAVE PLAYED THAT.

*ok this thread is offically KLOV related*

DON'T FORGET TO PLAY THE BEST HALLOWEEN SOUNDTRACK EVER MADE AT YOUR HALLOWEEN PARTY AND HAUNTED HOUSE.

THIS SOUNDTRACK HAS BEEN PLAY ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR YEARS AND ONE DAY WILL BECOME A CLASSIC.

LISTEN TO IT IN THE DARK (IF YOU DARE!)

ALSO FOR SOME GREAT HAUNTED HOUSE IDEAS WATCH MY HAUNTED HOUSE VIDEOS TOO!

https://www.brentradio.com/Halloween.htm

AND DON'T FORGET THE HELLCADE

https://www.brentradio.com/images/HellcadeAll/

AND OF COURSE DON'T FORGET "REAPERS COMING FOR YOU"

https://www.brentradio.com/songs/Rock-Reapers-Coming-For-You.mp3

Happy Halloween!

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IF YOU DARE...

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