Back in college, I used to run a bar with a buddy of mine. When it closed down, they owed us a bunch of money and told us we could take anything from the bar that we wanted.
Of course, there was nothing left but some cleaning supplies, a few beer mugs, and two brand new Lifestyles condom machines. We ripped those suckers off the wall and mounted them in the two bathrooms of our apartment.
Ahhhh ... the memories ...
Steve
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P.S. I would totally grab one of those to relive my old college days, but I don't think the wife would appreciate the humor in it.