Everything I need to know, I learned from Arcade Flyers...

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Everything I need to know, I learned from Arcade Flyers...

No matter how tall you are, you'll never be able to see the screen of any game being played by a 6-yr-old girl:

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In the 70's, women weren't allowed to sit in a chair by themselves...

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and that dick still has his hand on the tron f...cking up the sideart even though he can see up top...
bastard
 
All you need to look cool is a pair of sunglasses......and white shoes....

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Actual lenses in your glasses only interfere with your reading....

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Vampires will not see you if you hide behind a thin wall of stones, even if you are only a foot away, have on a bright white dress while in a dark graveyard, and your hair and hand are sticking up over the wall...

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Always check for suspicious bulges before taking a girl home...

EDIT: And there's absolutely no need to spell check, because you'll NEVER mess up the title of the game...

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Maybe more later. Feel free to add your own, or add to ones I've already posted...
 
Awesome thread. This reminds me of the "Things I learned from (insert movie title here)" threads on the IMDb forums; which tend to be hilarious.
 
No matter how tall you are, you'll never be able to see the screen of any game being played by a 6-yr-old girl:

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The flyer says "increased profits." Who in the hell bought that line of shit. I liked being able to watch a game being played from a distance but it never made me WANT to put a quarter in a game.

Matt
 
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