Ever piss yourself playing an arcade back in the day?

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Ever piss yourself playing an arcade back in the day?

Alright, not sure if there has ever been a thread started about this one so here it goes...

I want to know if anyone has had the the joy and embarrassment of pissing their pants while playing an arcade game back in the day?

There could be several reasons why this could have happened:

#1 - You were about to get a high score (either your personal best or on the machine).

#2 - You didn't want to waste your quarter to run to the restroom before giving yourself a golden shower.

#3 - You were too young to know to take a leak before a hardcore game session.

#4 - You were/are special needs (no offense) and sometimes loose control of bodily functions when you are excited by the stimulating images.

#5 - You were older and had a little too much to drink and weren't paying attention.


So I'm not afraid to admit that it happened to me, once...

Almost every day when I was around 12 years old (1983ish?) I would pass a 7-11 on my way home from school (walking - I know, not too many kids do that nowadays). The glorious heaven of soda fountains and Slurpee machines also used to carry a kick ass arcade or 2. Mine had a Dragon's Lair (I think - or maybe Space Ace) and Zoo Keeper - one of my top 10 favorites. So one day I bought a Slurpee and popped a coin into one of my all-time favorites, Zoo Keeper.

I can't remember the score, but I'm sure it was my best. I had dark colored pants that day so not even my brother who was with me even noticed. Fully soaked from inside crotch to the ankle!!!

What else can I say - classic !!!

What's your story?????
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That's just too hardcore! Can't say I had that problem. I had an iron bladder back in the day. We had some pretty nasty bathrooms at school so I was used to holding it in!
 
*raises hand*

I've talked about it many times here, but I pissed myself playing Berzerk when I was like 9 or 10. I was having my best game, and I didnt want to stop. Then, it just kind of happened- all over the place. I was wearing shorts that day.
 
Never pissed or shat myself in an arcade... but I did "yak" in a garbage can once(once that I can remember at least). :beerchug:
 
Actually I pissed and deuced at the same time playing sitdown Starwars whilst hammered. Then yacked on the floor and cleared the arcade in two seconds flat and finished my game. JJ
 
I am ashamed to say I have never had to pee my pants because I was playing a video game. This is especially shameful because I have spent a good deal of my time both as a child and adult playing video games. :'(

I have not even had the chance to pee my pants while selling someone video games. *shame*
 
How do you play an arcade? I know how to play an arcade game, or how to play a game in an arcade.
 
How do you play an arcade? I know how to play an arcade game, or how to play a game in an arcade.

I think he means "play" like a "player" would treat an arcade. Scoopin up bitches, razzing suckas. Playing that arcade, yo!

At least, that's what I got from the thread title...? :confused:
 
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