netropolis
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My wife is out of town visiting family...
This was our little email volley today.
Me: Sweetheart, I have a confession to make.
Wife:??
Me: I met this really great 25 year old blonde babe online, she has this little frame and huge perky tah-tahs! She came over, we had a few bevies in the hot tub and, well one thing led to another and we made sweet sweet love in our bed for about 3 hours before she left. I didn't even catch her name to be honest with you.
Wife: You bought another god damn arcade machine didn't you!?!
Wife: It's probably broken too isn't it!?!
Me: No I swear, there is another woman!! I didn't even wear a rubber!
Wife: whatever... It better not be in the livingroom when I get home! I swear Michael, you have a problem!
Me: I Love you!
Wife: FREAK... I love you too.
This was our little email volley today.
Me: Sweetheart, I have a confession to make.
Wife:??
Me: I met this really great 25 year old blonde babe online, she has this little frame and huge perky tah-tahs! She came over, we had a few bevies in the hot tub and, well one thing led to another and we made sweet sweet love in our bed for about 3 hours before she left. I didn't even catch her name to be honest with you.
Wife: You bought another god damn arcade machine didn't you!?!
Wife: It's probably broken too isn't it!?!
Me: No I swear, there is another woman!! I didn't even wear a rubber!
Wife: whatever... It better not be in the livingroom when I get home! I swear Michael, you have a problem!
Me: I Love you!
Wife: FREAK... I love you too.






