Do Chicks play Galaxian?

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Whenever we have a Galaxian/Galaga debate, the inevitable statement always surfaces that Galaxian is for real men, and Galaga is for chicks. Well, I finally have indisputable proof that chicks DO play Galaxian. I caught my friend Wylie's wife in the Outer Limits playing the hell out of the game:

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Now that first pic may seem a little sketchy, poorly lit, taken by a conspiracy theorist, etc, so I decided to get one with the flash to make it official. Man was she pissed when I nearly screwed up her game by blinding her. My cover was blown after this shot:

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It's blurry because I was trying to run away as I was taking it. I knew she'd be on me like a she-bear defending her cubs when the flash went off, so I needed a head start.
 
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Now that first pic may seem a little sketchy, poorly lit, taken by a conspiracy theorist, etc, so I decided to get one with the flash to make it official. Man was she pissed when I nearly screwed up her game by blinding her. My cover was blown after this shot:

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It's blurry because I was trying to run away as I was taking it. I new she'd be on me in a heartbeat so I needed a head start.

I'm calling Photoshopped, Girls don't play video games LOL
 
I know it was talked about long ago, but I forgot, did you wire up a black light behind the galaxian marquee? How did you get that awesome blue glow?
 
This is just proof that she is a more skilled player than some of the "men" around here. You don't need to be a man to prefer galaxian of galaga you just need to be a good player who likes a challenge.
 
This is just proof that she is a more skilled player than some of the "men" around here. You don't need to be a man to prefer galaxian of galaga you just need to be a good player who likes a challenge.

I suck at Galaxian, but I love the look of the cab. Wasn't there a multi Galaxian board out there for a while? That's what I would need, so I could play a few games of Galaxian and then switch over to Galaga, Galaga 88 or some other game like that to make me feel better...
 
I suck at Galaxian, but I love the look of the cab. Wasn't there a multi Galaxian board out there for a while? That's what I would need, so I could play a few games of Galaxian and then switch over to Galaga, Galaga 88 or some other game like that to make me feel better...

I think would like that too, but honestly, I am getting better at Galaxian and find it to be a methodical challenge. You have to be able to shimmy your shooter to keep time with the aliens' choreographed ballet. I LOVE GALAXIAN.
 
That sounds extremely gay, and possibly the reason I'm not good at the game.

Then why did you include a "Gay is the Way" bumper sticker with my recent keychain order? Looks to be something YOU designed? Oh well, I'm not here to judge. And actually, most gays hate Galaxian as the game doesn't play music you can dance to like Galaga does.
 
I enjoy my Galaxian quite a bit, but my other space shooters are Galaga 3 and Devil Zone. Both extremely difficult games, haha. You gotta give Galaxian the love it deserves, its a good looking game to be the "grandpa" of my arcade!
 
Then why did you include a "Gay is the Way" bumper sticker with my recent keychain order? Looks to be something YOU designed? Oh well, I'm not here to judge. And actually, most gays hate Galaxian as the game doesn't play music you can dance to like Galaga does.

You're getting me confused with Fritz.
 
girls only play centipede.

this is just a shot of the back
of your Nigerian house boy
wearing your favorite wig. :)
 
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