Dear Atari

Dear Atari,

Why are your cabinets so awesome? All my other games suck in comparison. Even the pinball machine wants to have your babies.

Your built to last, well engineered ass has broken two of my rotted, 1/4 inch plywood front wooden steps, and my wife won't stop begging me for sex now that I snuck you in the back door, alone, under the cover of night, and my back can't take much more of the pushing and pulling during our strenuous lovemaking.

Sincerely,

The guy who loves Atari.

FTFY.

/and a little something for the filter
 
As far as games with 19" monitors.... My vote goes to Spy Hunter Upright, followed closely by Mach III. It's the weight but more bulky and awkward that make it tough to move.

Don't get me started with 25" cabinets...ugh. Moving them requires an entirely different approach in Physics.
 
As far as games with 19" monitors.... My vote goes to Spy Hunter Upright, followed closely by Mach III. It's the weight but more bulky and awkward that make it tough to move.

Don't get me started with 25" cabinets...ugh. Moving them requires an entirely different approach in Physics.

You need Jedi powers to move shit like that...I'm tired of killing my back with these things..
 
When I was telling guys I was trying to grab a Championship Sprint, almost all of them said, "Have fun moving it." or "You better get a dolly and a buddy to help." They were absolutely right.

Lucky for me, the seller had delivered it using a trailer, dolly and a buddy. It won't be fun moving it in the future though. It pains me just to think about it.
 
Until you women have to remove a Race Drivin/Hard Drivin "compact" (why do they call it that) from your truck... and set that bitch upright from it's back... BY YOURSELF... you have NOTHING to complain about.

Per the flyer: 475lbs
 
I used to think the Atari cabs were obnoxiously heavy, but then I had to move a Time Crisis 4. Atari cabs seem so much lighter now.

As someone who's moved a TC4 across a gameroom floor, let me give you some advice: take it apart. Pull the gun pedestals off and move them separately. The main cabinet is on wheels and will readily glide around even some carpets once liberated from the pedestals. If you're going up/down stairs, split the pedestals apart too. The main cab is still kind of a bitch (bring two friends AND a spotter!) but it really makes things easier to not have all that metal hanging off the front.
 
Until you women have to remove a Race Drivin/Hard Drivin "compact" (why do they call it that) from your truck... and set that bitch upright from it's back... BY YOURSELF... you have NOTHING to complain about.

Per the flyer: 475lbs

Don't call me a woman, let's have a strong man competition contest! I lifted 1200 pounds myself. Granted it was about 2 inches, but I lifted it and carried it about 4 feet.

Edit: Nice avatar Friz.
 
You guys should be glad you're not into redemption. Try moving a Big Bass Wheel down stairs. I don't think it's possible, the cabinet is just too big, and doesn't come apart in any meaningful way.
 
I had two friend help me move my Tournament Tornado Foosball Table into the basement of my old house. I was on the bottom, as the stairs are narrow, and they were on the top.

No DOLLY.

I saw my life flashing in front of me as I thought I was going to be hammered 3 feet down into my basement floor. I am defintely not a weakling but my god this thing was heavy! No arcade machine yet has given this kinda of workout since. ... Of course I now own a Dolly.
 
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As someone who's moved a TC4 across a gameroom floor, let me give you some advice: take it apart. Pull the gun pedestals off and move them separately. The main cabinet is on wheels and will readily glide around even some carpets once liberated from the pedestals. If you're going up/down stairs, split the pedestals apart too. The main cab is still kind of a bitch (bring two friends AND a spotter!) but it really makes things easier to not have all that metal hanging off the front.

Yeah, moving it around isn't too bad once you get the extra stuff off of it. Trying to lift it into the truck is where it gets hard. :)
 
Until you women have to remove a Race Drivin/Hard Drivin "compact" (why do they call it that) from your truck... and set that bitch upright from it's back... BY YOURSELF... you have NOTHING to complain about.

This was my experience with my Tempest upright, hence my previous comment. Its weight + its oddball shape + its lying on its back = me almost killing myself getting it off the truck.
 
This was my experience with my Tempest upright, hence my previous comment. Its weight + its oddball shape + its lying on its back = me almost killing myself getting it off the truck.

..and those wheels are a double edged sword. Nice to be able to roll it (at precisely the right angle), but I almost had it roll down and crash onto its back, getting it out of my truck.
 
Dear Atari,

Why are your cabinets so fucking heavy? All my other games say your fat. Even the pinball machine is amazed at how much weight you're carrying.

Your heavy ass has broken two of my front wooden steps, and my wife will no longer help move your portly mass. I now have to sneak you in the back door, alone, under the cover of night, and my back can't take much more of the pushing and pulling.

Sincerely,

The idiot who's moved a system 2 cabinet four times in the last 8 days.


So, the Champion Sprint made it home in one piece? Good.

I dropped my Macross (Centipede cab) moving it up my driveway yesterday. I think it is fine, but I haven't opened it or tried to power it up yet, so I am not sure. Clowns was a much easier move, in fact I bear hugged and carried that one for the last ten feet or so...
 
So, the Champion Sprint made it home in one piece? Good.

I dropped my Macross (Centipede cab) moving it up my driveway yesterday. I think it is fine, but I haven't opened it or tried to power it up yet, so I am not sure. Clowns was a much easier move, in fact I bear hugged and carried that one for the last ten feet or so...

Yeah, it stayed on the lowered tailgate thanks to the ratchet straps. Go a few odd looks on the way back. Getting it up the 2 back stairs on my own was a hassle though.
 
picked up a defender and an atari A.P.B. the weight diffence was crazy. i moved the defender around like it was nothing. then th A.P.B. i tried to tilt it and was like WTF??? had to move it around with a furniture dolly!
 
Atari Starship 1 gets my vote! That bitch is huge and heavy.

If you're looking for more back breaking enjoyment, try some upright EM games like Target Zero. Ouch!

Tom
 
A Centipede cabaret only weighs 30 pounds less than a full size machine. WTF.

It looks so much smaller. I still swear just as much when moving it, though.

My Missile Command cocktail isn't too bad, relative to the cabaret.
 
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