Dear Atari,
Why are your cabinets so awesome? All my other games suck in comparison. Even the pinball machine wants to have your babies.
Your built to last, well engineered ass has broken two of my rotted, 1/4 inch plywood front wooden steps, and my wife won't stop begging me for sex now that I snuck you in the back door, alone, under the cover of night, and my back can't take much more of the pushing and pulling during our strenuous lovemaking.
Sincerely,
The guy who loves Atari.
FTFY.
/and a little something for the filter



