Dear Atari,
Why are your cabinets so fucking heavy? All my other games say you're fat. Even the pinball machine is amazed at how much weight you're carrying.
Your heavy ass has broken two of my front wooden steps, and my wife will no longer help move your portly mass. I now have to sneak you in the back door, alone, under the cover of night, and my back can't take much more of the pushing and pulling.
Sincerely,
The idiot who's moved a system 2 cabinet four times in the last 8 days.
Why are your cabinets so fucking heavy? All my other games say you're fat. Even the pinball machine is amazed at how much weight you're carrying.
Your heavy ass has broken two of my front wooden steps, and my wife will no longer help move your portly mass. I now have to sneak you in the back door, alone, under the cover of night, and my back can't take much more of the pushing and pulling.
Sincerely,
The idiot who's moved a system 2 cabinet four times in the last 8 days.
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