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Just found this very creative CL ad.
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/wan/1624345354.html
"I'm here to help you. Do you know about the danger lurking in your
house? It may be an old pinball machine or arcade game. You don't
want to risk keeping an old pinball in the house or garage. They
spontaneously catch fire for no reason at all. It doesn't do any good
to unplug them. They have flammable chemicals in the cabinets and the
batteries and transformers leak things that will cause combustion and
toxic chemicals in your house. I am a licensed hazard abatement
specialist and I can tell you it costs thousands of dollars to
remediate a house contaminated in this manner. I've seen so many
people harmed by these evil machines that I've made it my mission to
rid the world of the things. Out of the goodness of my heart I will
remove the danger from your house for free and you'll never have to
worry again. Pinball machines, EM and video arcades don't belong in
your home. Call me and I will promptly remove them and sanitize the
areas where they were.
Signed,
A concerned soul."
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/wan/1624345354.html
"I'm here to help you. Do you know about the danger lurking in your
house? It may be an old pinball machine or arcade game. You don't
want to risk keeping an old pinball in the house or garage. They
spontaneously catch fire for no reason at all. It doesn't do any good
to unplug them. They have flammable chemicals in the cabinets and the
batteries and transformers leak things that will cause combustion and
toxic chemicals in your house. I am a licensed hazard abatement
specialist and I can tell you it costs thousands of dollars to
remediate a house contaminated in this manner. I've seen so many
people harmed by these evil machines that I've made it my mission to
rid the world of the things. Out of the goodness of my heart I will
remove the danger from your house for free and you'll never have to
worry again. Pinball machines, EM and video arcades don't belong in
your home. Call me and I will promptly remove them and sanitize the
areas where they were.
Signed,
A concerned soul."
