I have a leaked script for it. Here's it is:
Hero: I must take command of these defense stations and stop the incoming missiles!
[Hero runs to control panel]
[Hero repeatedly pushes button 1, then button 3, then button 2, all while rolling a control ball] [Dialog is ad libbed, but consists of grunts, ooo's and ahhhh's, and mild swear words]
[Hero runs out of defenses, cities are destroyed]
[Chubby guy in Light Blue military uniform runs into the room, yells:]You just got Chumpatized!!