Oh. My. GOD! I am SO outraged about this comment!! I am so outraged..... I'm...... I'm............. I'm going on the internet, and I'm going to complain about it! I am going to alert PETA, the President, Hillary, Trump... no, nevermind... fuck him, He won't do shit. This speciesist stuff has got to STOP!!! How dare you run afoul of those selfless people who worship the almighty feline?! Our ancestors build monuments to these beautiful creatures!
You'll be sorry you made that comment, mister..... I'll see to it!